Now It's Just Sad:A Random Compilation of Crap/1

Summary

Some untitled movie is shown, that kills all the moviegoers.

Transcript

{Open to a theater, with the Balcony Muppets looking down at all the people.}

BALCONY MUPPET 1: I get why this place is called a screening room. It keeps buzzing people away.

{Silence.}

BALCONY MUPPET: You need new material.

{The screen turns black, and the movie plays.}

CHAOS: How many miles must a man walk?

{Opens to a turtle in the desert, walking slowly.}

CHAOS: That's about 313 meters. We men don't like to go to far.

{Then, DinoShaur runs onscreen.}

DINOSHAUR: I think it's time, you know, for the pipes.

{Mario pipes pop up out of nowhere. Then, the scene is inverted and reversed.}

DINOSHAUR: sepip eht rof, wonk ouy ,emit s'ti kniht I.

{Inverted pipes pop up, and hundreds of Marios and Luigis all come out of them, and melt into bricks.}

CHAOS: In the white house-{An angry scottish man runs onscreen}

ANGRY SCOTTISH MAN: That's still brown! You need to paint them!

{Two men come onscreen, and paint the scene into the real white house.}

CHAOS: Anyways, the President of Unicron Enterprises is the president.

{Cuts to a blob from Futurama in a buisness suit.}

BLOB: SMEESH-SMOF.

{Blows up.}

CHAOS: Nevermind. A boy and his alien were being eaten by dogs.

{Cuts to a doll of a boy in a sweatshirt and an E.T. figure being eaten by dogs.}

CHAOS: MM. Tasty.

CHWOKA: Chaos, what are you doing?

CHAOS: Controlling physiscs. Why?

CHWOKA: Can I try?

CHAOS: Shoot.

CHWOKA: Ahem. BACON MAN!

{Bacon Man from Bonus Stage pops up.}

CHAOS: No, no NO! Use it like this.

CHAOS: Zeeky Beeky Doog.

{Bacon Man's head explodes.}

CHWOKA: Can we parody All Your Base?

CHAOS: Yesicles.

{Everything turns into the ship scene from All Your Base.}

CAPTAIN: What happen?

SOME GUY: Someone set up us the bomb.

CHAOS: Merrh.

{Everything gets glitched.}

CHAOS: Make it work, Make it work, Make it work.

{Everything turns into Project Runway.}

CHAOS: Whoa! Project Runway. Bazooka man time!

{A giant, muscular man with a bazooka comes in, and shoots the screen.}

BAZOOKA MAN: {Like Hulk Hogan} What you gonna do, brother!

{Then, it changes to 8-Bit Theater.}

BLACK MAGE: Ha-do-ken!

{Black Mage launches the Hadoken, and the deleted scene from the end of episode 2 happens.}

CHAOS: That was funny.

{Then, everything changes to Sper Smash Bros. Brawl.}

CHAOS: Y'know what? No! Enough parodies of that!

{The Screen turns white.}

RANDOM GUY:Space. The Final Frontier.

{A flower pot is onscreen, and it melts into pudding. Then, 1-Up comes onscreen.}

1-UP: I want pudding!

{His nose gets runny.}

CHAOS: Numa Numa!

{1-Up turns into a sprite, and tons or other sprites come onscreen and start doing the Numa Numa dance. Then, a giant black Eekdancer comes onscreen and everyone runs away. Then, Sprite Chaos comes onscreen.}

CHAOS: Get them, my pet!

{The screen turns black, and shows only the word "Fin". Everyone in the theater's faces, except for the Balcony Muppets, melts away.}

BALCONY MUPPET: They're all dead!

{It then cuts to the room where the Film is shown. The person in the room is dressed like Chaos, but there is a Baseball cap obscuring his face. He then puts his face up, and flicks the hat, to show an evil smirk. Then, it pans out to "The Premire" from Drake and Josh. The sign reads "Only showing here:

NOW IT'S JUST SAD: A RANDOM COMPILATION OF CRAP.

Then, the entire scene falls, showing only a screen showing "THE END" on it.}

THE END!