Not alive

A Still Alive parody, made by SI, Homestar Tiger and Zoo977.

Song

This was a triumph.

Even though it wasn't.

It's hard to cut through this very stale cake.

Black Mesa has good cake...

Cookies are better.

Shut up, this is GLaDOS's song

In order to kill all who are alive
Except the ones who are dead

Now I'll make you cry if you make a mistake

You know what? I'm just gonna make you cry because you ate all our cake!

Science is for bums,
And Ratman drank our rum

And most of the people here are
Not Alive

I'm extremely angry
I want to beat up a kid, right now

Because he broke my heart and killed me

He tore my paycheck to pieces
And threw every piece into the fireplace

As they burned it hurt because
my kids are starving

Now I need some better cake on time

If that guy doesn't get here, I'm not gonna be kind
No tip for you
This cake tastes like poo
That delivery guy is so
Not alive

Go ahead come near me
If you want a black eye

There's nobody in the world who can help you
Not even Black Mesa
Gordon Freeman would just kick your butt, ha ha
Anyway, this cake tastes terrible
It's so nasty and dry