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A Still Alive parody, made by SI, Homestar Tiger and Zoo977.

Song

This was a triumph.
Even though it wasn't.
It's hard to cut through this very stale cake.
Black Mesa has good cake...
Cookies are better.

Shut up, this is GLaDOS's song
In order to kill all who are alive
Except the ones who are dead
Now I'll make you cry if you make a mistake
You know what? I'm just gonna make you cry because you ate all our cake!
Science is for bums,
And Ratman drank our rum
And most of the people here are
Not Alive
I'm extremely angry
I want to beat up a kid, right now
Because he broke my heart and killed me
He tore my paycheck to pieces
And threw every piece into the fireplace
As they burned it hurt because
my kids are starving
Now I need some better cake on time
If that guy doesn't get here, I'm not gonna be kind
No tip for you
This cake tastes like poo
That delivery guy is so
Not alive
Go ahead come near me
If you want a black eye
There's nobody in the world who can help you
Not even Black Mesa
Gordon Freeman would just kick your butt, ha ha
Anyway, this cake tastes terrible
It's so nasty and dry