(even if you aren't vegan)
Noid is PO'd/8
"let's turn on the tv hey look The Simpsons let's see"
"BART IT'S ME YOUR DAD I'M THE KING OF A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE SHORES OF SCANDINAVIA WHERE I AM BEING HUNTED BY PIRATE FAIRIES"
"no no no no this is unacceptable heroes is on instead"
"peter it's me, sylar. i'm your brother"
"HIRO YOU AND I ARE STUCK IN CHUCK E. CHEESE'S WITH RANDY THE MANAGER AND YOU NEED TO REALIZE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BECOME A HERO"
"hey nathan it's me tracy i know you were shot and all for trying to reveal your powers do it again"
"no"
"what happened last time you tried?"
"NOAH NOAH CLAIRE'S DYING THE PERSON DRIVING YOU FOR SEASONS IS DYING GET HERE"
"be there in a sec hon, too busy chasing a serial killer who'll just come back to life"
"Hiro you have finally achieved what it is to be a hero"
"not so fast i'm a bad guy!"
{Hiro is turned back into a waste of life}
"NO NO NO NO NO WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS at least I have spider-man movies"
"spiderman i killed your uncle"