Noid is PO'd/3

I'm sad that there isn't a racial slur for white people or any racial pride for white people so I can call up a reverend and get lots of money if a black guy looks at me funny. I tried to start offending my fellow whities with "conker" but I had to explain it and it all just went down the tubes. And here I am, sitting at my computer chair, wishing for a perfect world where I can get money for being white

oh wait