NPPSRVG/NPPSRTexAdv

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> Start JailBreak Adventure.

You are CryptoGamer. Sadly, you are in Jail. There is nothing here, useful or otherwise. Well, actually, everyone is CryptoGamer.

Visuals: Cryptogamer is standing on a floor with bars in a window in the wall, and there's a key below the window and a pumpkin to your right of it.

> Quickly retrieve hands from pocket.

You already have arms, stupid!

Visuals: Cryptogamer's hands are up, in perfect alignment with his head.

> Turn into the Hulk.

You try to turn into the Hulk, only to realize that he is CryptoGamer. Technically, you didn't change.

Visuals: Cryptogamer doesn't change.

> Pull out flamethrower.

You don't have a flamethrower.

Visuals: A mugshot of Crytogamer shows on the screen with question marks surrounding it.

> Make a flamethrower out of objects in cell, pockets, and other things you find.

It would be too small. Besides, thre's no techy stuff for you to make a flamethrower out of nothing.

Visual: Nothing changes.

> Dig hole on floor with hands.

It's made of metal. You're forgetting about something!

Visuals: A mugshot of the player shows on the screen with question marks surrounding it.

> Discover power to make clones, make a clone, go outside cell, and unlock door.

Sorry, I do not know of anything with which to "make a clone". Here's a hint about what you forgot: It starts with a Get and ends with a Card.

Visuals: Nothing changes.

> Call Squatcha.

Sorry, I do not know of anything with which to "call Squatcha". Besides, in this game, he's CryptoGamer; everyone is. Suddenly, he remembers his Get Out of _a__ Free Card.

Visuals: A mugshot of the CryptoGamer shows on the screen with exclamation points surrounding it.

> Play your Get Out of Jail Free Card.

You finally remember your Get Out of Jail Free Card! You pull it out, only to realize...This is NOT your Get Out of Jail Free Card!

Visuals: The card is actually Strong Rad's Toaster Unplugge Card.

> Rip up the stupid card.

You rip up the card, only to fall out the window. Another guy (CryptoGamer) looks at you in a miserable manner. You are now this guy.

Visuals: The 1P symbol switches to the non-fallen CryptoGamer.

>Do your sentence, get it over with, finish it.

Visuals: You escape with another CryptoGamer (who happens to be wearing a pumpkin), but you have a harpoon in your bloodstreams.

> Next.

The pumpkin is massive size now. You help the other CryptoGamer by making a zip-line (or whatever it's called), but you happen to be attached to it. The other CryptoGamer notices this and commits suicide, with no other CryptoGamers within a 1 mile radius.

GAME OVER

> Quit JailBreak Adventure.

Which adventure now?

> Start Ninjas and the RAINBOW PIRATES vs. Strong Rad Adventure.

That one doesn't exist. Choose a REAL adventure.

Visuals: CryptoGamer stands above the words JailBreak; Raiku, RaiQuest, NPP and SR, Main Adventure.

> Start Main Adventure.

You are Ninja Pom Pom. You are the best Ninja Pom Pom in the world of Ninja Pom Poms. In fact, you are the only Ninja Pom Pom. Apparently, you already have arms. Somewhat obvious exits are EAST and WEST.

> Build a fort.

As you can't see, there already is a fort.

> Be productive.

Be specific.

> Make useful item from things in area.

You made a CryptoGamer Action Figure with flamethrower building action! A, B, or C?

> i don't
> really
> get it

You don't have to get it.

> Fly on the stilts.
> Eat the stilts.
> Kill the stilts.

Okay, now all you have to do is choose one of the above...

> Fly on the stilts.

You try to fly on the stilts, but you can only walk on them. You idiot.

> Scream.

You scream. Suddenly, Strong Rad comes along. You can now also control Strong Rad! Ninja Pom Pom commands now require NPP: ; Strong Rad commands, SR: .

> SR: Happily ask NPP on a date.

SR is not a homosexual!

> SR: Eat stuff from your pockets.

None of the things in your pockets are edible.

> NPP: Challenge SR to a fight.

I do not know the command "Challenge SR".

> Both: Look in your pockets.

SR finds an Atari Mainframe, a Videlectrix Mainframe, and a Super Nintendo Mainframe. NPP finds a Ninja Pom Rock. That explains why he was being worn down.

> SR: Combine all the main frames to make Super Videltari Mainframe

You can't do that. They're areas, not items. You can't throw them in that cooking pot over there!

> Both: Make a TV out of lint and watch Scrubs, then House, then Heroes.

SR says he's been there, done that. But NPP doesn't mind. He decides to do it without SR, and then Leo Leonardo comes in! You can now also play as Leo Leonardo! Commands for him require LL: .

> LL: Sneeze on SR to be funny.

For some reason, SR blocks it with a shield.

> LL: Steal SR's shield

For some reason, SR blocks it with his shield.

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