(even if you aren't vegan)
NOID REVIEW TIME/TEXAS
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SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS IN TEXAS QUIETLY PLAYING MY GUITAR OUT ON THE PASTURE WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN I WAS SURROUNDED BY ALL OF THESE SNAKES, OUTLAWS, AND LIBERALS AND I KILLED THEM ALL BY TEARING OFF MY SHIRT AND SHOWING THEM MY MANLY HAIRY CHEST AND SHOOTING THEM ALL IN ONE SHOTGUN SHELL THEN I MADE A FASHIONABLE SCARF OUT OF THEIR HIDES THAT WENT VERY WELL WITH MY MANLY FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW
TEXAS HELL YEAH
