NOID REVIEW TIME/Large Hadron Collider

KID IN CHORUS: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW

ME: actually it doesn't even start until october

KID: I SAW IT ON THE NEWS STFU

I for one am excited to see what crazy crap people do because they thing a very large hardon (DO YOU SEE WHAT I SDID THERE) is gonna poke a hole in the planet