NACHOMAN DOES THINGS

HELLO

GAAAAAAAARFIELD

I CAN NAME 50 LED ZEPPELIN SONGS IN 3 MINUTES

• Trampled Under Foot
  • THIS SONG IS ABOUT CARS AND SEX BUT NOT ABOUT SEX WITH CARS
• No Quarter
  • THIS SONG IS SPO_oooooooooo^ooooooooooooooooooooooooooky
• Black County Woman
  • DID ANYONE NOTICE THIS SONG AND BLACK DOG HAVE SIMILAR LYRICS
• BLACK MOUNTAIN SIDE
  • REMINDS ME OF ASIAN
• Bring it on Home
  • THIS SONG IS AMAZIN BUNUNUNAHNOW BWOOW BUNAH NUNAH NUH
• PHYSICAL GRAFFITI
  • DISQUALIFIED - NOT A SONG
• Fool in the RaaaaaIn
  • Why does everyone hate in through the out door that album rocks my socks
• The Crunge
  • WHERE'S THAT CONFOUNDED BRIDGE
• Stairway to Heaven
  • I believe it deserves all its praise unlike the stuck up hunts who think it's overrated
• Over the Hills and Far Away
  • the fact that they do not say "over the hills.." anywhere in the song makes it 500000000% cooler
• Hats off to (Roy) Harper
  • this song is funking crazy
• In the Liiiiiiiiiiiiight
  • I got stoned to this song once

THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO 50

1000 Reasons why The Ocean is the best Led Zeppelin song ever

Reason 1: Amazing guitar
Reason 2: Amazing Bass
Reason 3: Amazing drums
Reason 4: Amazing vocals
Reasons 5-1000:

WE'VE FOUR ALREADY BUT NOW WE'RE STEADY, ONE TWO THREE FOUR,

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IF I IMITATE ENOUGH PEOPLE WILL I BE POPULAR

SKULLB: I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF THIRD GENS

BROOKSIE: I LIKE TO SING MAPS AND GET ALL UP IN YOUR GRILLS

SHADOW SCYTHE: YOU BROKE MY GRILL

SUPER SAM: I HATE DIRTY THIRDIES

THE MU: HEY ME TOO

NACHOMAN: I LIKE TO USE MY WIT TO OUTSMART DUMBY THIRTIES

SKULLB: DID I MENTION MY FACE WAS A GIANT BUTT

NACHOMAN: HEY MINE TOO

THE MU: LETS TALK CRAP ON EACH OTHER

EVERYONE: OKAY

{Everyone poops on each other}

TAKE THAT