Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Records of Bell/hostsegment4

{Fade in. Chwoka is covered with bullet wounds.}

CHWOKA: I give up.

SKULLB: I thought you had already?

CHWOKA: Past being funny, past being angry, past everything. It's just not worth it any more. How long has it been?!

BLUEBRY: Assuming each episode lasts 30 minutes...

SKULLB: Yes, as a normal TV show might.

BLUEBRY: And at 28 episodes...

SKULLB: 840 minutes.

BLUEBRY: Divide that, and you get 14 hours.

CHWOKA: 14 hours. 14 hours is almost an entire day.

{Dr. Brainfreeze and Assistant walk up.}

DR. BRAINFREEZE: So, you've given up hope?

CHWOKA: Yes. I'm not even sure SkullB has any more reserves of angry left.

ASSISTANT: Perfect!

DR. BRAINFREEZE: No, no, Assistant; the dang thing takes too long. It's a failure.

CHWOKA: So we get to stop now?

DR. BRAINFREEZE: No, you have to finish it out.

{Terse pause. All of the cast members jump Dr. Brainfreeze.}