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RAIKU: EMAAAAIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

SKULLB: Okay, I'm filing a noise complaint.

Hwi.

Mwe is da bay bee.
Wiww woo be my dah dah?

Fwom,
Da Bay Bee

SKULLB: OH FOR FFFFFFFFFFF
BLUEBRY: That is god.

RAIKU: Su-

{There is a bell}

CHWOKA: AGH NO NOT THE BELL THAT HORRIBLE SHAPE AND UNGODLY MOUTH AND
SKULLB: STOP CRYING OR ILL HIT YOU MORE
BLUEBRY: Just "there is a bell"? Whoa, so experimental.

RAIKU: Let Me get that!

CHWOKA: Oh, it was only the sound of a bell.

{He gets the door. There is a baby.}

BLUEBRY: First there was a bell, then there was a baby.

RAIKU: Hi, I'm Raiku! What's your name and why are you here?

CHWOKA: I know when I see a baby, the first thing I do is interrogate it.

{the baby looks up}

BABY: 'CAUSE ME WAN TO KILL WOO AND EAT WOOR BWAINS OUT WITH A SPOONY!

SKULLB: YOU SPOONY BARD

RAIKU: I am a mary-sue! That is impossible!

CHWOKA: I love it when they admit failure, but still refuse to improve in any direction.

BABY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! {hits with raddle}

BLUEBRY: Did you mean: rattle

RAGGON: Aww! A baby! Can we keep him?

{the baby throws a stinky

BLUEBRY: Is using adjectives as nouns the new hip thing?

at Raggon. The baby giggles and hugs his Elmo}

RAIKU: Oh no you don't! NO ONE HURTS RAGGON BUT ME! {He destroys the elmo and then breaks his raddle.}

BLUEBRY: Did you mean: rattle

BABY: Idiot. {has a stinky bazooka.

BLUEBRY: That bazooka REEKS!

He starts firing}

RAIKU: {blows it up and puts the baby in a pantry}

SKULLB: Something tells me he has experience with children.

BABY: {warps out, grabs knife} Don't make mwe use tis!

RAIKU: Hmm... A Partronian. Those sneaky devils!

BABY: Woo made mwe!

BLUEBRY: Did he say "Who made me?"

{stabs Raiku. Raiku isn't affected}

RAIKU: Nice try!

{the room fills up with smoke. The baby is gone. There is a note.}

RAIKU: No you don't. {Warps. Comes back with a grown aliens dead body} He was in diguise?!?

SKULLB: ... That's it? That's all?
BLUEBRY: It would be ever worse if he was in disguise.

 
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