Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/NPPSRTV/I'm On to You

Toon Category: Major Toons

Homechat Gamer thinks that the girls in the series are cat girls.

* SkullB barf

Chaos ensues.

Characters (in order of appearance):

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SKULLB: It's always nice to see commitment to quality

Transcript

{Homechat Gamer sneaks behind walls disguised as a spy.

SKULLB: You know, if I were 12 or Spainish I would make a joke here but I just don't have the heart

The following appears on each wall:}

I'M ON TO YOU

MADE BY NINJA POM POM AND STRONG RAD

VOICES BY NPP, SR, CRYPTOGAMER, RAIKU, AND SOME LADY

SKULLB: JUST KIDDING (OUR POCKMARKED FACES REPULSE WOMEN)

TO BE REDUBBED BY USERS EVERYWHERE...OR MAYBE NOT

BLUEBRY: then voices aren't by those people

{Homechat Gamer pops up from behind the last wall.}

{Cut to NPP talking to Luigi, Leo, Sonic, and SR.}

SKULLB: Oh, this is going bad places quickly

NPP: And that's how my uncle became the Halo world champion.

BLUEBRY: of his middle school

ALL: Dang!

SKULLB: "Oh how we adore the author this original character!"

LEO: Who knew a plasma grenade could go that far up someone's ass?

SKULLB: He said ass because he's a adult

{They leave. Then Cute Pom, Lexi, Mulzipan, and Meg enter}

HOMECHAT GAMER: {whispering} Okay, this is the proof I need. I just need a photograph of each of them devouring a Naruto plushie and I'm out of here.

SKULLB: The f***

{The four girls notice a Naruto plushie, then they notice Homechat behind the wall. Instead of devouring the Naruto plushies as Homechat planned, they hug them.}

SKULLB: The f***

HOMECHAT: {still whispering} ...Okay? {leaves}

{The girls notice that Homechat left and devour said plushies. The Exact Same pops up dressed up like a spy, takes the photo, and leaves. Cuts back to NPP, SR, and the crew talking}

{Homechat runs in}

HOMECHAT: Guys, wanna....

NPP: I am NOT jumping off a cliff again.

LUIGI: Same as doing vore.

SKULLB: The f***

{Cut back}

LEXI: I'm feeling hungrier. What's next?

{Meg lifts a pic of Leo}

CUTE: Let's go.

LEXI: Yum.

BLUEBRY: oh goddddddddd what is happening

{Cut back to the guys.}

NPP: So, Leo, I feel that Ouija board was right about vore happening soon.

LEO: Of course not!

{Cute Pom pops out and sucks on Leo's head}

ALL GUYS BUT LEO: AHHHHH!!!!!!!

LEO: I got Bioncles in my pants.

SKULLB: Oh God shut the hell up seriously

{Cute Pom spits him out.}

SR: What the?

{The Exact Same runs in with the photo she took earlier and shows it to SR.}

SR: WHAT THE?

NPP: THIS IS LIKE THRILLER! BUT WORSE!

LUIGI AND SONIC: So Homechat was right!

TES: But we'll need to get more proof.

NPP: Um, they're hearing us.

{Lexi attacks NPP. Meg attacks Sonic. Cute Pom attacks Luigi. Mulzipan attacks SR clone. NPP rickrolls Lexi, who doesn't know what a rick roll is and knocks NPP out, who does death scene like in Super Mario 64. Homechat and Homcat run in.}

SKULLB: Okay this is seriously the most punchable thing I've ever read and that is saying something

HOMECHAT: This can't be good.

HOMCAT: I have a giant weapon that can fire flames. What is it?

{Cuts to Luigi about to be eaten by Cute Pom}

HOMECHAT: Luigi, are you a pirate?

LUIGI: Yes.

{Cut to Flapjack on top of Bubbie. SR enters.}

SKULLB: NO NO NO

SR: Flapjack! You should really stop adventuring.

FLAPJACK: Why?

SR: Cat girls eat pirates.

BUBBIE: {offscreen} Those don't even exist.

SR: How do you explain THIS? {shows Bubbie the picture}

BUBBIE: OH NO! KEEP THAT AWAY FROM ME!

{Cut back.}

LUIGI: At least I used to.

SKULLB: Hey Lois this is just like that time I

{SR enters and clicks on Pose as a team 'cause sh** just got real. The guys and The Cheats pose as a team with their respective weapons: SR's SkateSword, NPP's Pom-ombs, Homechat's Lazer Swords/Wings, Luigi's Firewhip, Flapjack's Candy Cannon, Leo's Super Sword of Destiny, Sonic's Ring of Glory, and The Exact Same and Racer's Arrows of Love. Cute Pom does the same thing. The girls pose as a team with their respective weapons: CP's Flowers of Pain, Mulzipan's Gorilla's Guitar, continue from here.}

SKULLB: Oh, man, I remember those from

CAPTION: You pose as a team with your weapons. Unfortunately, the (cat) girls do the same. Luckily, they're outnumbered.

{SR: Summon the Keroro Platoon and R. Rufufu. appears. SR clicks it and the six appear, saying:}

KERORO: Hey!

GIRORO: Huh!

TAMAMA: Hah!

KURURU: Ku!

DORORO: Hyah!

R. RUFUFU: Haha!

SKULLB: Guh duh-hurrrrr

{NPP: Enter Destructo Mecha-suit. appears. NPP clicks on it and enters the Destructo Mecha-suit. Girls: Summon Natsumi Hinata. appears. The girls click on it and Natsumi appears.}

SR: All this in just a few seconds?

{RR: Knock Natsumi out. appears. R. Rufufu clicks on it and Natsumi gets knocked out. Fade to a Keronian version of Natsumi in her room. Next appears. Natsumi becomes Natsusu Hinana. PFNPP: Conjure up some armor appears. Past-Future Ninja Pom Pom conjures up candy armor for the Guys.}

SKULLB: Jesus friggin' Christ why would you do this you sperglord

CAPTION: Cool! Armor!

{All versions of NPP attack but each one falls after attacking completly. Sadly, NPP's dies}

{RR: Turn the girls into Keronians. appears. R. Rufufu clicks on it and the girls are knocked out. Fade to a Keronian version of each of their rooms and then cut back. The Keroro Platoon and R. Rufufu exit.}

SR: That was one HECK of a battle.

SKULLB: Oh, man, that took a lot out of me!!

{Cut to NPP in heaven reliving his life, with Handlebars in the background.}

GOD: You deserve to live.

SKULLB: "Pfffffffff hahahaha just kidding!"

{NPP falls back to Earth, but far away from his life and friends. Suddenly, SR becomes Dark Matter Strong Rad (DMSR).}

SOMEBODY: END THE EPISODE ALREADY SO THAT WE DON'T GO INSANE!

{Episode ends.}

SKULLB: I want to punch all parties involved right in the dick