Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/KPSRTV/The Day They Met

Toon Category: Major Toons

We show you the day SR, Raiku, NPP, and CG met.

Characters (in order of appearance):

Places:

Page Title: Ah the good old days.

CHWOKA: {scared} Ah! Not the good old days!

Transcript

{Cut to a young NPP paddle-balling alone in a empty room of the orphanage.}

YOUNG NPP: {as the ball hits the paddle} 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.......

{Cut to the wall NPP is facing. As the ball pauses for about five seconds then hits it, it switches between the following:}

THE DAY THEY MET

MADE BY NINJA POM POM AND STRONG RAD

VOICES BY NPP, SR, CRYPTOGAMER, AND RAIKU

TO BE REDUBBED BY USERS EVERYWHERE

{Cut to a young SR walking down the sidewalk. He stops at the orphanage.}

YOUNG SR: These people shouldn't be abandoned like this! {exits and re-enters with his parents, who, along with SR, enter the orphanage}

{Cuts back to Young NPP paddle-balling.}

YOUNG NPP: 123, 124, 125, 126......time to stare at the ceiling. {lays down and looks at roof}

{Cut to the entrance.}

YOUNG SR: Are any of these up for adoption? I don't think children should be abandoned like this.

{Past Raiku walks in.}

PAST RAIKU: I would like to adopt some one.

YOUNG SR: Who are you?

{Cut to NPP reading "War and Peace". Cut back to Past Raiku and Young SR.}

PAST RAIKU: I am Raiku Lucifer Samiyaza.

YOUNG SR: I am Strong Rad. Not much is known about me by anyone else.

{Cuts back to YNPP petting Kitten Leo}

YOUNG NPP: I'm bored. Leo, wanna ride on my bike?

{Kitten Leo meows}

NPP: Kay.

{Both go offscreen, cuts back to YSR and Past Raiku}

PAST RAIKU: I'd like to adopt.

{cut to a cemetary. Young Cryptogamer is there, leaning against the gate.}

YCG: {sigh}... I wonder what's going on in town. {walks offscreen. cut back.}

{Young NPP is sadly watching families pass by while Kitten Leo lays beside him, also sad}

YOUNG NPP: Ah.

{Cut to Young Cryptogamer walking into the orphanege but Young SR and Past Raiku are too busy talking to pay attention and YCG goes where the kids are. He notices YNPP looking bored. Cut to a closeup of YNPP, who is twiddling his thumbs(?) Suddenly, YCG pops up behind him}

YCG: Hello.

YNPP: Whoah, where'd you come from?

YCG: To say the truth, I don't know. The name's Cryptopher. Cryptopher Gamére. But just call me Cryptogamer. Nice to meet ya.

YNPP: Hi, I'm Ninja Pom Pom. NPP for short. Hey, you're a kid too! Are you one of the rich people that have a penny? Literally?

{YSR enters.}

YSR: You do realize that this is 2076 (not 1936), right?

{cut to a close-up of YNPP, silent}

NPP: {suddenly, very quick} No.

YCG: Dude, I have more than a penny, I have trillions of dollars! W-well, my parents did. Before they... But I do live in a big ol' hotel-mansion!

YNPP: I'm always suggested, but the orphanage manager says no. And he treats me as a tool.

YSR: Maybe Nebula Grey had something to do with it?

YCG: Hmm... I can relate. Tell you what, you can just come with me! My older bro Logilo could, uh, "transfer" you to "another orphanage".

YNPP: Nah. Mr. Delgado, can you do this favor?

HOS DELGADO: Eventually......

{bell is heard}

?: Yes, I would like to adopt a pom.

{cut to Homegame Player, 22-year-old cousin of 8-year-old Homechat Gamer at desk.}

DESK LADY: NO!

HP: YES!

{comes in and storms off with NPP and comp.}

YNPP: Bye.

YCG: See ya! Come visit sometime!

{They leave, then newscast comes on}

ANCHORMAN: Tonight: a Home dies leaving a pom named "Ninja Pom Pom" inheriting his house with his brothers. Also: A cat parachutes out of a plane.