(even if you aren't vegan)
Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/KPSRTV/StarWars
{Cuts to black screen}
NPP: Want to learn a story?
{Kids are screaming yes. Melon is screaming no.}
NPP: Well ask SR.
{A wall falls with Homestar Runner falling sound and effect. SR enters.}
SR: This is a story of heroes and villains, failures and successes, trial and error. This is the story of Star Wars. Let's tart with Part Four.
{Cut to Intro.}
INTRO: STAR WARS EPISODE IV: THE FIRST ONE MADE In a world of civil war and renegade paragraphs floating through space, in which the good guy stops the bad guy who is really the good guy's father, but you don't find that out until the next episode, and the princess kisses the good guy who is really her brother. Okay, okay, here it goes...Princess Leia was shopping for space groceries when that happened...
{Cut out Intro}
NPP: And I am the star!