Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/KPSRTV/NPP dies

{cuts to NPP checking emails. Suddenly, NPP gasps, and NPP's head falls on the keyboard, blood covers NPP's head and keyboard. Then a shadowy figure walks out the door.}}

{cut to Intro}

{cut out Intro}

{Racer walks in with TES in wedding clothes, then suddenly they gasp at the site of NPP dead. They call SR and Crypto to come here and see what happened}

CG: What the- no- not again- if he- why are- {continues spouting gibberish}

RACER: {crying}

SR: You know what this means, Dynamoman?

DYNAMOMAN: We're dealing with a sick son of a--

RACER: {translated The Cheat noises} Bastard!

{he then stops crying but starts laughing, then TES accomponies him}

DYNAMOMAN: I was talking about the other word. And I wasn't even talking to you.

RACER: {translated The Cheat noises} Oh...

{The two The Cheats go back to crying.}

RACER: {translated The Cheat noises} I have an announcement to make....

VOICEOVER KP: STOP!

{shows KP at the door}

KP: I will take over the empire of NPP, and you don't have to worry. You even get my new CD!

{NPP leans up}

NPP: What I think Racer was going to say was..... You're on TRICK'D, everybody!

{screaming is heard in the living room, then everybody run to the living room to see Piplup #27 on the floor, then everyone else falls down and dies}

ANNOUNCER: They were all sent to hell, but who's gonna stay in hell? Find out.... in part 2!