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Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Green Grass and High Tides Forever/0
If you translate this message, I will send Iori to your house and he will steal your cheese.
GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER
CD-I MARIO: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
CHWOKA: Wait, this?
BLUEBRY: Oh god, it's worse in print.
CD-I LUIGI: I hope she made lotsa- {intterupted}
PATRICK: {singing} GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER!
CHWOKA: Where did HE come from?
BLUEBRY: WITH THE SONGS THEY HAVE SUUUUUUUUUNG... FOR A THOUSAND YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS
CD-I LUIGI: Hey, you interupted my line!
BLUEBRY: Hey, you misspelled that word!
PATRICK: So what? Everyone knows what you're going to say anyway.
CD-I LUIGI: True.
SKULLB: Poor guy's just so jaded. It's a good thing he's never appearing again.
{Iori falls from the top of the screen}
IORI: There goes my leg.
CHWOKA: WOOMP, THERE IT IS
CD-I MARIO: Who's this guy?!?!
CHWOKA: Who is anyone really? maaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn
IORI: A guy who has a broken leg.
SKULLB: I'm being facetious too. Didn't you notice? I'm sure how I talked would have clued you in. Oh well.
PATRICK: Is anyone on?
CHWOKA: I'm not even sure what events would lead to somebody saying this.
BLUEBRY: SO REALISTIC, I DON'T KNOW I'M IN A THEATER
RYAN: I'm so rich! I have won the lottery!
CHWOKA: Who's Ryan and where did he come from?
IORI: Hey, Ree-an!
CHWOKA: Re: Re: Re: Re: An funny cat picture
BLUEBRY: Breanne? That's a pretty name.
PATRICK: It's pronounced Ryan.
SKULLB: Because we know what you're saying and can totally understand the inflections in your voice. I totally get that. Totally. Not being facetious at all. Nope.
IORI: I mean Ryan!
CD-I MARIO: Is that a letter over there?
SKULLB: "I believe you may have noticed my letter G. I do adore it so."
CHWOKA: G is for Gookie, that's good enough for me?
PATRICK: Yes, it's from Bowser, telling you that he took over the Mushroom Kingdom, stole the princess, blah blah blah, hotels, blah blah blah.
CHWOKA: He's been through the motions. That poor, poor, soul.
{The Daleks come,
CHWOKA: How? Do they roll? Hop? Fly?
SKULLB: Oh... I'm not even going to touch this one.
BLUEBRY: {singing lightly} They fly like paper get high like planes
and blast a few objects.}
CHWOKA: Which objects? Tell me it's all the characters.
DALEK: OBEY US, OR RISK BEING EXTERMINATED!!!
BLUEBRY: I take this risk.
{the Daleks explode}
IORI: Ha ha!
SKULLB: I laugh at your pitiful grammar and diction!
{More Daleks come.}
SKULLB: OH STOP IT
DALEK: Iori Yagami!
BLUEBRY: "I'm Japanese on the inside..."
Prepare to be exterminated! {Shoots him.}
IORI: {parrys}
SKULLB: Because anybody can knock a bullet out of midair with their fists.
Ha ha! {Dalek shoots him again} And now I'm a pile of ash.
DALEK: You King of Fighters characters are good for only one thing. DYING!!!
CHWOKA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IORI: Wrong Iori, man.
CHWOKA: Iori is a pretty common name.
SKULLB: But but but but Patrick blindly stole the character from King of Fighters oh forget it
CD-I MARIO: Can somebody please tell me what's happening?
BLUEBRY: That would be great, actually.
IORI: Madness.
300 GUY: Madness? THIS, IS, SPARTA! {kicks Iori into a pit}
CHWOKA: You can't even bother to look up the name of the people you're referencing. Pathetic.
SHAO KAHN: Fatality!
DALEK: EXTERMINATE!!!!! {Shoots Shao Kahn, and the YTP People. Starts to sing ABBA songs.} Mamma Mia! Here I go again!
CHWOKA: I'm not a Doctor fan, and even I know this is plain wrong.
JAREK (MORTAL KOMBAT): {comes in, punches Dalek} THE BLACK DRAGON WILL LIVE ON! {gets shot}
KANO (MORTAL KOMBAT): {comes in with a gun} That's for replacing me in Mortal Kombat 4!
{Both of them get Exterminated.}
SKULLB AND CHWOKA: HOW?
DALEK: WHO IS NEXT IN MY ETERNAL REIGN OF DESTRUCTION?
BLUEBRY: Please be me I want this hell to end.
KANO: {comes back to life}
SKULLB: Uh oh, looks like Kano's channeling Badstar.
PATRICK: YOU CAN NEVER KILL KANO!
CHWOKA: Must be a good choice for Mortal Kombat, then.
KANO: {shoots Dalek}
{The Muffin of D00M
CHWOKA: Those are some cah-razy coefficients. They look like they're a teeny bit tipsy
walks by, and bashes Kano's knees in with a silver bat; Kano recovers}
CHWOKA: Things happen. Don't ask why.
DALEK: Shooting me will do nothing. My armour is as hard as... well.. It's the hardest metal ever.
SKULLB: Yeah? Well my chassis is made from Slayer, the heaviest metal known to man. Beat that.
{Kills Kano again.}
KANO: {comes back to life} You know, I could do that all day if I have to. {kills Dalek somehow}
CHWOKA: A much better tagline than the "psycotic family" thing, and it fits, too! "HOW?
DALEK: {Comes back to life.}
BLUEBRY: Didn't that just happen two sentences ago?
What? If you can do it, I can!
CHWOKA: {singing} Anything you can do, I can do better!
{The Cybermen come, and the Daleks and the Cybermen start a war.}
CHWOKA: That certainly deserves one sentence in an action bracket.
KANO: You all explode now. {Cybermen and Daleks explode, and Kano makes the sandbox Doctor Who-proof}
CHWOKA: What sandbox?
{They come back, and all kill Kano.}
SKULLB: Shakespeare would have a heart attack if he saw what these idiots did with the English language.
DALEK: Doctor Who proof? Ha! We are not the Doctor! You have just made our enemy unable to come here. Now.. {Makes the Sandbox Kano Proof.}
KANO: {comes back; makes the Sandbox Dalek and Cybermen proof}
SKULLB: I'm thinking these are all just kids in a sandbox trying to keep people out so they don't kick over their majestic sandcastle.
PATRICK: YOU CAN NEVER BAN KANO FROM ANYTHING!
CHWOKA: I HAVE TURNED MY VOCAL CORDS UP TO 11! PLEASE HELP ME, I THINK IT'S STUCK THIS WAY!
CYBERMAN: Okay, this is boring me now.
BLUEBRY: Now?
{Everyone starts dancing. "Waterloo" from Abba plays.}
SKULLB: Is there an ABBA song about killing yourself? It'd do nicely here.
SEPHIROTH: Whoa. What the {BEEP} is happening here!?
CHWOKA: I don't want to jump to conclusions and think this guy is the sole voice of reason. It'll betray me and step on my thoughts.
IORI: Madness.
PATRICK: Hey, I thought you were kicked into a pit!
IORI: I had an extra guy!
CD-I MARIO: Argh! I can't take this anymore! {jumps into pit}
SKULLB: I like how this guy thinks. Thought.
SHAO KAHN: Hara Kiri!
CHWOKA: Kiwi?
IORI: I thought that guy was killed!
BLUEBRY: I think you've all been killed several times by now.
PATRICK: Maybe he had an extra guy too.
IORI: Wow, this hasn't been edited in a while.
CHWOKA: Yup, we can totally tell when this page was edited while reading it. Because of the timecodes. That are totally there.
SMW CARTOON LUIGI: Ah! Somebody help me! Some guy named Kano is trying to kill me! And I think he's winning!
CHWOKA: Winning at death?
IORI: I'll save you, Luigi!
SMW CARTOON LUIGI: That's Mama Luigi to you, redhair!
IORI: {bored look} Of course. Hey Kano, he's over here!
SMW CARTOON LUIGI: AH! Help!
CHWOKA: I need somebody!
Help!
CHWOKA: Not just anybody!
{Luigi gets Zapped
CHWOKA: "Zapped" is a proper noun.
by the Dalek.}
DALEK: EXTERMINATE!!!!
{Dalek explodes because he was banned from teh sandbox}
CHWOKA: HOW?
KANO: Crap! HE WAS MINE!
SKULLB: "WE WERE TO BE WED IN A FORTNIGHT!"
IORI: Hey Luigi, you're a pile of ash too!
{Dalek explosion was just a decoy.}
CHWOKA: Explanations = Actions.
DALEK: Foolish Mortal! You can not ban the most superior race in the universe!
BLUEBRY: Racist.
{Zaps Kano.}
KANO: {comes back to life} Yes I can. {Dalek explodes}
CHWOKA: "I've got a gun!"
SKULLB: "Well I've got bulletproof armor!"
CHWOKA: "Yeah? Well I've got nukes!"
SKULLB: And soon everyone was blowing up planets.
SMW CARTOON BOWSER: Attack, my Bullet Bills- er, Magnum Bills- er, whatever you are right now!
SKULLB: bullet bullet bills y'all
KANO: {shoots laser at SMWCB and his 'Bills}
CHWOKA: War! HUGH! What is it good for!
BLUEBRY: Certainly not for entertainment.
CHWOKA: Bluebry... have you ever read a little book called Catch-22?
{Dalek comes back.}
DALEK: YOUR FOOLISH ATTEMPTS AT DESTROYING ME ARE JUST AS PATHETIC AS YOUR ATTEMPTS AT LIVING. DESTROY THE FOOL NAMED BOWSER! {Zaps Bowser, and kills him.}
KANO: Did you just help me kill Bowser?
DALEK: I JUST HATE BOWSER AND HIS CHILDREN.
KANO: I see. But I seem to like two of them.
CHWOKA: "Seem to"? Jesus, this guy doesn't even know his own opinions of people!
DALEK: Whatever.
PATRICK: {singing} GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER!
BLUEBRY: You know, most titular quotes have some sort of meaning
ZIPPY: {visibly drunk} A rolling stone collects no moss. Whee!
CHWOKA: {singing} like a rolling STONE! Like a rolling stone..
ZIPPY: WOOOOOAH how did this get here?
SKULLB: Wha- who let him in here?
PATRICK: Why are you visibly drunk?
ZIPPY: It turns out five pints of whiskey does a good night make! Whee!
{Zippy falls down some stairs.}
CHWOKA: What stairs?
IORI: Wow, that has got to be painfull.
BLUEBRY: Wonderfull.
Hey Luigi, you're still a pile of ash!
SMW CARTOON LUIGI: Don't remind me.
DALEK: It can't be my fault. When I kill someone, they turn green, and their Skeleton shows through their body in black. Then they disappear.
CHAOS: Well, find a new way to make people die!
CHWOKA: Or, you know, stop the killing.
IORI: Hi, Chey-os!
CHWOKA: The unsinkable O?
PATRICK: It's pronounced "Chaos".
BLUEBRY: That's how he JUST SAID IT.
IORI: I mean Chaos!
CHAOS: Hi. Now I need to put some VG characters in here...
BLUEBRY AND CHWOKA: NO
{Chaos is suddenly replaced with Emerl and Gemerl from Sonic.}
CHWOKA: "HOW"
EMERL: Where are we?
GEMERL: Heaven?
EMERL: But there isn't anything good about this place!
CHWOKA: {singing} Heaven is a place... where... nothing ever happens...
GEMERL: It was a JOKE!
EMERL: Then you're unoriginal.
BLUEBRY: Welcome to the fic.
KANO: Who the crap are you two?
EMERL: Two people that own.
BLUEBRY: ...oh god
KANO: Sure, just keep saying that to yourselfs.
BLUEBRY: Yourselves
EMERL: So, where's the pancake supper?
KANO: Uh, it's over there, in that spikey
BLUEBRY: spiky
pit. Just jump down there and you'll find it.
EMERL: I'm not going down there.
{The ground comesz
BLUEBRY: comes
apart and moves under Emerl, and he falls into the pit.}
CHWOKA: What does this mean? How are we supposed to visualize it?
EMERL: Ow.
SHAO KAHN: Fatality!
KANO: Hey, weren't you horribly mauled by Master Handguy?
SHAO KAHN: Yes, but I recovered.
CHWOKA: {boorish British accent} I got better!
SWM CARTOON YOSHI: Where Luigi is?
BLUEBRY: Where is Luigi?
CHWOKA: What is love?
KANO: He's a pile of ash.
BLUEBRY: If only you all were.
SWM CARTOON YOSHI: Oh no!
KANO: Don't worry, I can fix that.
{skip scenes. SMWCY is also a pile of ash}
{Chwoka pretends to blow on the ashes.}
SKULLB: NOTLENNYSMOOWCY
SWM CARTOON YOSHI: This not what Yoshi had in mind...
KANO: Wow. Sure is quiet 'round here.
GEMERL: THREAT TO CHAOS EMERALDS. AN-LIMITATE!
CHWOKA what
{Gemerl's arms turn into machine guns and he rapidly fires anything in sight.}
GEMERL: FATALITY.
{Gemerl explodes}
SKULLB: THIS IS NOT FUNNY
SHAO KAHN: And that's why you don't steal my catchphrase.
{Gemerl reforms.}
GEMERL: THREAT TO HUMAN SOCIETY! DECLINE!
{Gemerl goes and shoots President Bush.}
GEMERL: OBJECTIVE COMPLETE. {Powers down, and turns back to normal} Well, that was odd.
SHAO KAHN: President Bush is dead? YES! Now I can begin my plan to be the new president of the United States, and do some various evil things that will help me rule the entire Earthrealm! Earthrealm will be mine! Wait, did I say that out loud?
GEMERL: Can I be your VP?
SHAO KAHN: No. That title goes to Shang Tsung.
SHANG TSUNG: Thank you, Shao Ka- {intterupted}
SHAO KAHN: Yeahshutup.
IORI: Hey Yoshi, you're a pile of ash!
SWM CARTOON YOSHI: Don't remind Yoshi.
GEMERL: Well, then I've got nothing better to do. {Pulls out an iPod and and crushes it.} I'll set the world record for most destroyed iPods!
STRONG SAD: {walks by with his iPod}
GEMERL: {Arms turn back into Machine guns} RELIEVE YOUR PORTABLE MUSIC DEVICE! {Blasts the iPod apart, then kicks Strong Sad out of the atmosphere. He then returns to normal.} that's 2!
KANO: Uh, you do know that you probably already have the record for most broken/crushed/destroyed iPods, right? Those things are just too good to break.
GEMERL: I hate iPods, what with their giving you finger cancer, and their expensive prices, and their stupid broken battery signals.
KANO: Meh. ...Ha, you guys are piles of ash!
IORI, SMWCL, SMWCY: Don't remind us.
{Strong Sad falls back onto the ground.}
DALEK: Strong Sad! EXTERMINATE!! {Shoots Strong Sad, and kills him.}
NELSON: Ha ha!
GEMERL: Well, With my rise to stardom complete...{opens Guiness Book of World Records with a picture of him in it.} I guess I need something to do.
PATRICK: {singing} GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER!
GEMERL: Shut it off, you. {Blasts Patrick offscreen}
{Chaos comes back in.}
CHAOS: Pointless Cameo!
{Chaos disappears.}
DALEK: I bet you guys don't even know what we look like!
CYBERMAN: Neither with us.
DALEK: If we had emotions, we'd cry. We are emotionless, and that makes me really sad.
SEPHIROTH: Hey!
DALEK: SILENCE!! {Shoots Sephiroth.}
PATRICK: {shouts at the top of his lungs} GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER!
GEMERL: {shouts at the top of his lungs} SHUT IT OFF YOU! {Throws a missile at Patrick, it blows up all of the Wiki Users} Well, that's taken care of! {Holds up Book of World Records, The Title of the record is "Most Wiki Users killed in one shot." He is in the picture again}
KANO: {shoots a laser at Gemerl; Gemerl explodes} Let me guess, Gemerl's going to come back?
DALEK: Probably.
GEMERL: Affirmative.
DALEK: Yep.
KANO: AAAAAARGH! GEMERL, I'D STRANGLE YOU!
GEMERL: I has no human neck.
KANO: AND THAT'S WHY I CAN'T!
PATRICK: Hey, you stole my "has" joke!
DALEK: Here's a picture of me!
IORI: Ah. But how can you talk if you don't have a mouth?
DALEK: We don't need mouths! ....I don't know.
SMW CARTOON LUIGI: Can somebody help us?
DALEK: Shuttup. This is us talking.
GEMERL: We robots have voice transistors. Hey, has anyone seen Emerl? I don't remember what happened after we showed up.
{Cut to Emerl in the hole.}
EMERL: Hello? I need to get out of here! Gemerl? Guys? I need help!
DALEK: I would help you, but I have no arms, and I can't fly.
GEMERL: I have a jet-pack, but I don't care that badly.
SMW CARTOON LUIGI: Somebody help us! We don't want to be piles of ash anymore!
GEMERL: Okay! {Turns his arm into a vaccum cleaner, and hits reverse. The ashes of all the SMW characters blow away, forever.}
PATRICK: Hey, Iori was one of the pile of ashes! Bring him back! Because I'm too lazy to do that myself.
GEMERL: Than who's that? {points to Iori, who is next to Kano.}
PATRICK: Oh, I forgot that he wasn't a pile of ash anymore.
IORI: Hey juys!
GEMERL: Well, that was anticlimactic. What do we do now?
PATRICK: Wait until we make the actual series?
GEMERL: I guess I'll save Emerl, then we can have a dance pawty?
{Gemerl hops in the hole and saves Emerl.}
EMERL: DANCE PAWTY TIME!
{Everyone dances like crazy, and the screen fades to black.}
SKULLB, CHWOKA AND BLUEBRY: HOW
