(even if you aren't vegan)
Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Bell Quest/2
CHWOKA: {singing} On the road agaaaaaaaaaain!
{Im a Bell, Bellson, Badstar, Vegerot, Homsar, Homeschool, Homestar, That German Guy, Pter, Kyubii and Neo-Stinkomech are in front of a machine that say's portal to 30X2.}
SKULLB: {sing-song} Re-ject Roll Call!
NEOSTINKOMECH: Okay, the map says we must go through here.
VEGEROT: Uhh... how did a map fly here from 10W5 years in the future?
IM A BELL: That doesn't matter.
CHWOKA: SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY BE DAMNED.
Wait, Neo,
BLUEBRY: TANK, LOAD US UP.
did I invite you?
{Badstar looks at the map.}
BADSTAR: Uhh... no, it does not say that. I thought we were going to 30X2 just to get Anthru-Borg and Kraxario.
IM A BELL: Oh, right. Wait... there in 5 A.T. (after time), remember?
SKULLB: No, I totally remember your stupid made-up science.
The fic? Um... Fourth Wall break? 42? Parsley Fruit? Ever Plever Jever Jevery Jibevery... Jlammy? Aw, crap, I screwed it up!
SKULLB: What, the joke or the fic?
BADSTAR: Oh. We'll need a new machine, then.
HOMESCHOOL: Well, if i just twist this knob here, type a virus into here, and give this piece o' crap a hot cup of tea, press this button here, and voila! An Infinite Improbability Drive! Oh, wait, you wanted a portal to 5 A.T.... Okay... prees
BLUEBRY: You need more than one pree to continue.
this button, give it some mountain dew, and light these antennae on fire... there! Okay, let's go!
{Badstar jumps in the portal}
{30 MINUTES LATER...}
ANTHRU-BORG: Why the heck should we do something that is not evil?
BLUEBRY: TO GAIN +50 PARAGON
IM A BELL: If you join us, I'll give you two free portable portals to that female Aruseus and Lucario planet. Oh, and, I'll destroy that annoying farmer Lucario.
CHWOKA: Planet of the Perverts.
SKULLB: This just became Pokemon slash fiction. I'm gonna be sick.
KRAXARIO: Sounds good! Master, what do you think?
ANTHRU-BORG: Okay, fine.
{Cut to Bubs' stand. everybody is there.}
CHWOKA: All 80 billion of them?
SKULLB: 80 billion and three, mind you.
IM A BELL: Bubs, do you have any cars with ALOT of seats that actually works?
BUBS: Well, I got...
{cut to a blank screen. things appear as Bubs says them}
BUBS:{voiceover} A limo chassis, 20 fresh seats, an old engine, a pie,
BLUEBRY: Oh Jesus. bring the rapture and save me from this sick hell.
and a gigantic novelty mug WITH tea...
{cut back to the stand}
BUBS: ...But I ain't got no full car with a lotta seats! Sorry, guys.
HOMESCHOOL: Don't worry, I'll buy the parts and make a car!
CHWOKA: I can totally lift an engine block all by myself!
{Homeschool hands Bubs $200. Bubs gives him the car parts and thee
BLUEBRY: BY THEE, OLD CAPULET AND MONTAGUE.
gigantic mug with tea in it}
HOMESCHOOL: Thanks!
{Homeschool walks offscreen. Construction-type noises can be heard. pan out to show a Limousine with rocket-engines strapped to it's back}
HOMESCHOOL: Come on!
SKULLB: My sentiments exactly.
EVERYONE ELSE: WOAH!!!!!
{Cut to everybody in the car. Badstar is holding the map.}
BELLSON: CAN I DRIVE!?
IM A BELL: Uhh... no. Aren't you like, Twelve? Vegerot, you can drive!
VEGEROT: Thanks.
BELLSON: W-waitaminute! He's a Cheat! that's worse than being twelve and i'm not even 12! I'm 20!
BLUEBRY: You type like you're twelve.
BADSTAR: He's right. Vegerot can't see over the steering wheel.
IM A BELL: Uhh... guys? Don't anger Vegerot like that. He might-
VEGEROT: Get outta the car. NOW!
{Vegerot, Badstar, and Bellson exit the limo. An explosion can be seen through the window}
BELLSON: Ahh! The fire on me is burning!
SKULLB: IS THIS BURNIIIIING AN ETERNAL FLAAAAAAAAME
{AN HOUR LATER...}
IM A BELL: Can we go now?
VEGEROT: Fine.
{Vegerot starts the car. the limo warps away}
CHWOKA: Wait, Bubs never said anything about a warp drive... or any parts that you need to make a car besides the engine and chassis. Does this thing even meet safety standards?
SKULLB: It's actually just a Radio Flyer with flaming decals. Funny how those things work, eh?
{2 MINUTES LATER...}
CHWOKA: Pay attention! This is high comedy, right here. You can learn from this.
SKULLB: I'm taking notes as we speak!
{Vegerot is driving the car on the road.}
SKULLB: GENIUS
CHWOKA: I expected him to be driving in the water.
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SKULLB: So... this is a trainwreck. I'm off to go get a sandwich.
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CHWOKA: Remember that time on Futurama when they did that? Yeah, that was funny. This isn't.
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VEGEROT: Grrrrr...
{cut to the outside of the limo. Bellson flies out of the limo. He gets up, and chases after it. 1 half hour later, Bellson get's back in the limo.}
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SKULLB: I'm back! Did I miss anything?
BLUEBRY: Only some cringing dialogue.
SKULLB: Is this funny? My
CHWOKA: Monologue!
brianbrain shorted out on me a couple minutes ago.
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SKULLB: hahaha it's funny because it's god-awful
Are we theAre we there yet?
CHWOKA: The quickest time skip in the world!
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{cut to 1 half hour later. everyone except Vegerot, Badstar, and Im a bell are tied up and gagged}
CHWOKA: Pfft, half hour. Wimps. I can tie up everyone in the world in 5 minutes.
IM A BELL: Turn left here. Hang right. We're juuust about here-LOOK OUT FOR THAT CLIFF!
BLUEBRY: IS IT SPOOK CLIFF?
END OF CHAPTER 2!
SKULLB: There is a God after all!
