Mudkip Emails/some questions

Transcript

MUDKIP: Another email... and then another later.

 Dear Muddy,

Does you likes to be doing the soccer?
Does Mudkip looked good as young baby?
Does you do not steal gems of the museum?

Goodbuy,
Liame, CA

{Mudkip reads the email}

MUDKIP: I think I have an answer for all three questions.

{Treecko walks onscreen}

TREECKO: And I think not. You don't even play soccer.

MUDKIP: So? That doesn't mean I can't still like it, right?

TREECKO: Uh... if you do not play soccer, how do you know you like it?

MUDKIP: Well, Liame, the answer to Question 1 is "I have yet to play soccer to know if I like it". Second question's answer: I'm not sure if I looked good as a child, but I'm the most popular Hoenn starter, so I'll answer with a "Yes".

TREECKO: You're popular in Hoenn only because there are no Gyms that involve Grass-types in that region.

MUDKIP: I can learn Ice-type moves to get rid of Grass-types though.

TREECKO: {sighs} And I can Giga Drain you before you can even touch me.

MUDKIP: Now for the third question. Does I steal items from the museum?

TREECKO: I think you mean "Do".

MUDKIP: No, the email says, "Does".

TREECKO: It's "Do". The email sender does not know how to spell.

MUDKIP: I can trust my fans to spell decently.

TREECKO: Apparently not.

MUDKIP: {sing-song tone} Oh, Paper! There's a Treecko that needs to be covered in you!

{The Paper from Aruseus Emails arrives, wrapping Treecko and covering him in computer paper}

MUDKIP: And no, those Devon guys have improved their security since Emerald version, to my dismay. Stealing gems will not be on my list of things to do.

{Treecko kicks Mudkip off his chair by using Quick Attack to get out of the paper's grasp}

TREECKO: Mudkip knows absolutely nothing, and therefore cannot answer your questions. Learn to spell while you're at it, Liame of the Correctness Association!

{The Paper returns}

TREECKO: Great...