Mudkip Emails/electronic pioneer

Transcript

MUDKIP: {yawns} Time for an email already?

Dear Mud! Kip?

I have a new neighbor.
His name is Bruce Haack.
He is awesome but weird.
How should I introduce myself to a pioneer of electronic music?
ALXXMaXX

{Mudkip reads the email, pronouncing Haack as "Hawk", and saying AlXXMaXX as "Al-xex-maxx"}

MUDKIP: So, introducing yourself to a pioneer of electronic music? That's... medium in difficulty. I've heard of an electronic pioneer. Liutenant Surge, I think.

{Mudkip goes to Liutenant Surge's office}

MUDKIP: Hey Surge! Some guy named Alxexmaxx wants to know how to introduce hisself to a pioneer.

LIUTENANT SURGE: Okay, how 'bout a conversation then?

MUDKIP: Hello there. I am Mudkip, your newfound neighbor. I am here to help around with meaningless town trivia and make Homestar Runner jokes every 5 seconds. I can make the jokes 9 times!

LIUTENANT SURGE: Are you sure that "meaningless town trivia" is the way to go?

MUDKIP: About as sure as sure can be.

LIUTENANT SURGE: That sounds pretty sure. I was gonna go with saying "urban legends".

MUDKIP: Whatev's.

{Liutenant Surge's Raichu arrives and opens its mouth, shouting, "Bwaa!" and electrocuting Mudkip}

LIUTENANT SURGE: Raichu! What I tell you about firing your lazor on guests?! Shame on you!

RAICHU: What? It's what I do best!

LIUTENANT SURGE: You've made Mudkip go unconscious!

RAICHU: I did?

LIUTENANT SURGE: Anyways, recipient of this email, try Mudkip's way of introducing yourself to an electronic pioneer. Surge, over and out!

{The Paper from Aruseus Emails arrives again}

LIUTENANT SURGE: Who are you?

Easter Eggs

Click on Raichu to make him Shoop Da Whoop again.

Click on Liutenant Surge to see the following scene between Bruce Haack, Farad (his vocal synthesizer) and ALXXMaXX.

ALXX: Um...Mr. Haack? I...{pulls out a notecard, starts reading off of it} I...am ALXX, your newfound neighbor, I am here to help around with meaningless town trivia and make Homestar Runner jokes every 5 seconds, I can make the jokes 9 times.

{Short Pause}

HAACK: What?

{Slightly Longer Pause}

FARAD: BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {shoops da whoop}