Monochrome: The Late Finish

I don't know what this qualifies as going out with, but probably not a bang.

Transcript

{Monochrome is sitting at her computer desk, surrounded by piles of empty soda cans, candy wrappers, and broken rubber bands.}

MONOCHROME: ...I wonder if Bell replied to me yet.

2007 MONOCHROME: Haha nope!

{Monochrome turns around and the camera pans over to reveal the incarnations of Monochrome from 2007, 2008, and 2009. 2010 Monochrome is not surprised, but rather annoyed.}

2010 MONOCHROME: Oh, not this.

2008 MONOCHROME: What?

2010 MONOCHROME: This same old plot where a bunch of versions of the same user get stuck in the same room and then the most recent one gets picked out to go to the SUW after examining the flaws in the previous ones. I can already tell that this will end up boring.

2009 MONOCHROME: Shut up, with me in it, this one will be the greatest out of all of them!

2007 MONOCHROME: And Ill make it the funniest one! Pie is good!

2010 MONOCHROME: Okay, enough. {deep breath} The only one out of these other than me that was ever on the WUW was 2008 me, all of these guys are just a bunch of old personality traits of mine exaggarated hugely, I didn't even come up with this username until recently, and all the other versions of this exist to mock the original so this will look like a copycat. Now, I propose we all remain quiet until whoever is coming to pick us up does.

2007 MONOCHROME: Ok!

{long pause}

2009 MONOCHROME: I'm 20 decibels quieter than you!

2008 MONOCHROME: And now you aren't.

2009 MONOCHROME: Darn it!

{longer pause}

{Showster drives in with a silver limosine with assorted trinkets hanging off it. She gets out and opens the door of the house the Monochrome incarnations are in.}

SHOWSTER: Hey guys!

2007 MONOCHROME: yay!

2008 MONOCHROME: Finally.

SHOWSTER: All right, one of you is gonna move on, so give me a bit to decide...

{long pause}

SHOWSTER: ...I've got it! The one coming with me is...nobody! Ha! I'm going to show the SUW who the real star is, you've gotten top billing far too long! Well, toodle-oo!

{Showster slams the door and drives off.}

2008 MONOCHROME: Well, that's just grea- wait, where's our current incarnation?

{The limo drives by the house again, showing that 2010 Monochrome is dangling from some trinkets.}

2010 MONOCHROME: So long, suckers!

{2010 Monochrome, who has been straining to keep in character throughout, suddenly erupts into a burst of maniacal laughter, breaking character completely.}