(even if you aren't vegan)
Mista Mono, LIVE/One
{Everybody is at the apartment.}
MR. MONO: Hey old lady, me and Paco are getting some food.
MRS. MONO: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
PACO: {Thinking} She is so dumb.
MR. MONO: I said we are going shopping. Weirdo.
MRS. MONO: Oh. THEN GO YOU WEIRDO!
MR. MONO:You are just so dumb. Let's go Paco.
{They get in there beat down Volkswagen Bug.}
PACO: I hate it in here. I mean, we have no Air Conditioning!
{Mista Mono starts the car up. They start moving.}
MR. MONO: Hey, it's my great great great great great
{2 hours later}
MR. MONO: great great great grandpa's. They didn't have AC back then.
{The car stops at the market.}
MR. MONO: Get out, lets go.
{They get out and go in}
PACO: I'm bored. So, so, bored.
{They push a cart to the Pastry Isle.}
MR. MONO: WE NEED PASTRIES TO LIVE!!!
{They buy one billion Pop Tarts and go home}
MR. MONO: It's so fun robbing stores just for pastries.
{They stop at there home}
MR. MONO: We're home!
MRS. MONO: WHAT?
PACO: WE'RE HOME!
MRS. MONO: You don't have to yell.
PACO: Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.
MRS. MONO: DON'T YELL.
{Credits roll done.}