Meme House/Pilot

{Fades from black into the front of the Meme House.}

RAIKU:Welcome to the series premiere of Meme House. I am Raiku Lucifer Hunka Hunka Burnin Love Samiyaza, and I am the host. Our new memes are coming.

{The memes step out of a silver limo and step up to Raiku.}

RAIKU: Look around. One of these people will be your best friend. One will be your worst enemy. Now please enter and go sit down on a chair in the living room.

{The memes go inside and sit.}

RAIKU: Now introduce your selfs.

TAY ZONDAY: My name is Tay Zonday, I am 29 years old, and I like chocolate. In rain form.

JORY CARREN: Hey, I get it! Chocolate Rain! Ok, I am Jory Carren, I am 22, and I became a meme off microwaving stuff.

TOM: Such a copier... I am Tom, I am 41, and I became a meme off blending stuff.

CHRIS CROCKER: I am Chris Crocker, I am 34, and I became a meme off respecting Brittney Spears.

{Everybody does a weird look}

CHRIS CROCKER: What?

BANANA: I am dancing banana, I have no age, and I became a meme off PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!

HAMSTER: Hi, I'm that Hampster from The Hamster Dance. Hampster is better with no "p" in it.

NUMA NUMA: I am Numa Numa Guy from Numa Numa Song.

LOLCAT: Me is LOLCat. Can I has cheezburger now?

MAOSKAU:Hey, sup.

WELL:

{A few hours later...}

WELL:

NUMA NUMA: OH, COME ON ALREADY!

WELL:

NUMA NUMA: And NOW he talks. Just skip him, Raiku.

RAIKU: {from TV} OK, Well, times up.

DRAMATIC PRARIEDOG: Duh dun DUHHHHHH!!!

NUMA NUMA: Thats all?

RAIKU: {From TV} Now go out the back door.

{The memes go out back. There are some HUGE pizzas. There are also chefs hats and aprons}

RAIKU: You need to get pizza dough, and put on the hat and apron. Then pat down on the dough and then throw it up and stick it on the top.

{After the challenge...}

RAIKU: Well, you have won the MiC.

{The Memes clap}

End of the pilot.