Me, Myself, and I Show/Thurs' day

Summary

Me and Myself's holidays have been overrun by a group of thurs. Do they have the digestive organs to beat them?

Me,Myself,I,Thur 1,Thur 2,Thur 3,

{opens to the living room, with a couch, TV, chair, and table as Me is talking to Myself}

ME: So Myself, what do you think we should do for today's holiday?

MYSELF: I really don't know. I can't think of one right now.

ME: Me neither.

I: {yelling from upstairs}How are you guys doing on the new holiday? I sure hope it will be more nice than yesterday's.

ME: {yelling back} What do you mean I, that nut shot day was a hit!

I: {still yelling} Not for the person who got hit unprotected you jerk!

ME: {still yelling}Come down here, so we can talk in person!

{I comes downstairs}

ME: Okay then, what should we do tod-

{The ground starts shaking and three moles come out looking like Mr. Resetti}

THUR 1: We are the thurs, simple cell person thing! We will conquer this day and rename it... well I guess Thurs' day!

ME: And what stops us from killing you exactly?

THUR 2: We are immune to heat and cold, and we breed faster than rabbits.

THUR 3: There is no way you can stop us!

ME: Are you immune to rockets and grenades and shotguns?

{Me takes out grenades and a bazooka, while Myself takes out a shotgun}

THUR 1: You can't possibly defeat us all with only that.

THUR 2: You can't possibly stop our vast numbers.

MYSELF: And just how many do you have?

{cut to giant rally, where all the thurs are meeting to take over the day;Me, Myself, and I are on a hill looking over it}

ME,MYSELF, AND I: {simultaneously}That is a lot of thurs.