Mad Libs/skullb/5

SkullB's Missing nose

One day, in the Big land of Decentville, SkullB woke ugly to find that his precious nose was missing! "OH NOSE!!" said SkullB as he jumped out of bed and out the door. When he got out, he saw Chuck Norris was holding his nose in his Noses!
"You unhand my nose, you Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of raspberrys!!" SkullB said, slowly.
"Never!" said Chuck Norris, his brain raised high.
"Then I'll just make you," said SkullB. SkullB then painted Chuck Norris, knocking the nose out of his hands.
"O DER!" said Chuck Norris as he ran away. In the end, SkullB got his nose back, and it was a yellow day from then on.

The End!