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SkullB's Missing Parsley Fruit
One day, in the dreadful land of Decentville, SkullB woke around to find that his precious Parsley Fruit was missing! "Crapcakes!" said SkullB as he arrowed out of bed and out the door. When he got out, he saw LittleKuriboh was holding his Parsley Fruit in his hand!
"You unhand my Parsley Fruit, you Cheeseball!" SkullB said, crapfully.
"Never!" said LittleKuriboh, his other hand raised high.
"Then I'll just make you," said SkullB. SkullB then farted on LittleKuriboh, knocking the Parsley Fruit out of his hands.
"For the love of Ra!" said LittleKuriboh as he ran away. In the end, SkullB got his Parsley Fruit back, and it was a super-special-awesome day from then on.
The End!
