Mad Libs/skullb/2

SkullB's Missing yummy tummy delicious tongue-drooling heart-stopping chocolate cake

One day, in the bland land of Decentville, SkullB woke up to find that his precious yummy tummy delicious tongue-drooling heart-stopping chocolate cake was missing! "No! Not my yummy tummy delicious tongue-drooling heart-stopping chocolate cake!" said SkullB as he jumped out of bed and out the door. When he got out, he saw some guy was holding his yummy tummy delicious tongue-drooling heart-stopping chocolate cake in his pants!
"You unhand my yummy tummy delicious tongue-drooling heart-stopping chocolate cake, you tummy delicious tongue-drooling heart-stopping chocolate cake stealer... uhm... guy!" SkullB said, blandly.
"Never!" said some guy, his eyebrows raised high.
"Then I'll just make you," said SkullB. SkullB then frightened some guy, knocking the yummy tummy delicious tongue-drooling heart-stopping chocolate cake out of his hands.
"...aw. :(!" said some guy as he ran away. In the end, SkullB got his yummy tummy delicious tongue-drooling heart-stopping chocolate cake back, and it was a boring, and still bland day from then on.

The End! By b4k4^n1