Mad Libs/skullb/1

SkullB's Missing flannel pajamas

One day, in the bouncy land of Decentville, SkullB woke behind to find that his precious flannel pajamas was missing! "Great googly moogly!" said SkullB as he slinked out of bed and out the door. When he got out, he saw Gerard Depardieu was holding his flannel pajamas in his elbows!
"You unhand my flannel pajamas, you pimple-popping psychopath!" SkullB said, smarmily.
"Never!" said Gerard Depardieu, his toe raised high.
"Then I'll just make you," said SkullB. SkullB then frightened Gerard Depardieu, knocking the flannel pajamas out of his hands.
"Heavens to Mergatroid!" said Gerard Depardieu as he ran away. In the end, SkullB got his flannel pajamas back, and it was a horrible day from then on.

The End!