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Luigi Emails.mushroom/Emails/2
Cast (in order of appearance): Luigi, Mario (offscreen), Styx Fan, Weegee, Counting Blue Cars (called CBC), Mario, Malleo, Chuck Norris, Sonic, Announcer (Easter Egg), Senor Cardgage (Easter Egg), Miyamato (Easter Egg), Reggie (Easter Egg), Master Chief (Easter Egg), Boo (Easter Egg).
Places: Luigi's Room, Boxing Rink, E3 Convention (Easter Egg).
Computer: Lappy 486
Transcript
LUIGI: Let's Check some Emails!
subject: which one?Hey, Luigi!
Which one are you? CD-I Luigi,
Mama Luigi, or the regular Nintendo one?From,
Iori
LUIGI: What the Heck are you talking about, guy from Tekken? There's only one Luigi, and that's this Luigi! Or, as you said, The Regular Nintedo One. NEXT EMAIL!!!
subject: Weegee!Dear Luigi,
I am coming to either turn you into a Weegee Trooper or kill you!
Your evil uncle,
Weegee.
LUIGI: Ha! {sarcasticly} I'm so scared! {regular voice} Weegee, I lost my fear of you when I was in Kindergarten!
MARIO: {offscreen} No! You lost your fear of him when you where In College!
LUIGI: QUIET!!!
{Styx Fan walks onscreen.}
STYX FAN: You have a visitor!
{Weegee jumps through a nearby window. Luigi screams at seeing Weegee.}
LUIGI: {scared} WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
WEEGEE: {who talks like a Clock from Newgrounds} Hello Luigi. I'm here to kill you!
LUIGI: Oh c'mon, Can you spare me?!
WEEGEE: No!
LUIGI: Please! Not in my house!
WEEGEE: I said No!
STYX FAN: I got an Idea! Let's settle this with {rough tone} BOXING!!!
{cut to the Boxing Rink. CBC is in the middle of it dressed like a referee. In one corner, is Luigi (dressed like a boxer) getting one of those pre-boxing massages from Mario. You can see Styx Fan behind Mario with a Foam Finger. In another corner, you can see Malleo talking to Weegee (who is also dressed like a boxer)}
MALLEO: {continuosly saying "Fire Flower"}
WEEGEE: {To Malleo} WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!
{cut to Luigi's Corner.}
MARIO: Alright Luigi, you can do this! Try your best! And please, don't Freak Out!
STYX FAN: I'm pretty sure he's going to freak out anyways!
MARIO: Shut Up, Styx Fan!
{cut to CBC.}
CBC: In this corner, {points a tire at Luigi} weighing at {reads a paper with a fish taped to it} 150 pounds, The Green Plumber, Luigi! {crowd cheers.} And in this corner, {points a tire at Weegee} weighing at {reads the paper again. looks suprised at the weight} 1 pound, The Virusm'n, Weegee! {crowd boos.} Now, let's get this party started!
{both Fighers come toward The Middle. CBC backs up.}
CBC: On your marks, get set, GO!!!
LUIGI: Um, Counting Blue Cars, that's racing.
CBC: SHUT UP!!!
{cut to Luigi's Corner. You hear some real hard punches. The Crowd Gasps everytime you hear a punch. Luigi walks in with a black eye, a bloody nose and a couple of bruises.}
LUIGI: HELP ME MARIO! {gets dragged back by Weegee. Weegee continues to hard punch Luigi.}
MARIO: {to Styx Fan} Why didn't you suggest Racing?!
STYX FAN: I DUNNO!
CBC: {heard in the background} And, that ends our round! Break!
{Luigi comes back with another black eye, a more bloodier nose, and more bruises.}
LUIGI: I don't think I can survive against him! I give up!
MARIO: What? Give up? Did Rocky Balboa give up?
LUIGI: No.
MARIO: Then you don't give up!
LUIGI: BUT, HE'S TO HARD!!!
MARIO: Then, I'll have to give you your Spinach, Popeye. {takes out a can of Spaghetti. That "Popeye gets Strength" Theme start to play. Mario force feeds Luigi. After Luigi eats the Spaghetti, he flexes his muscles. A picture of Chuck Norris appears on Luigi's arm.}
{Luigi speeds at Weegee. His fists become a blur. Cut to a mugshot of Weegee. One blur hits Weegee's eye (giving him a black eye). Another hits his nose (giving him a bloody nose). And more hits all around his face and body (giving him bruises). Weegee gets Knocked Out.}
CBC: KO! {the crowd cheers.}
{Mario, Styx Fan, CBC, and Sonic carry him off.}
EVERYONE: {starts singing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"}
{The Paper comes down.}
LUIGI: {after 10 seconds. He notices Sonic} Wait, when did you get here?
SONIC: I Dunno!
Easter Eggs
- Click on the paper CBC reads to see it's actually The Weight of some Fish that he caught (and apparently named).
- Click on Luigi's head at the end to see a scene.
ANNOUNCER: On the next Mushroom Kingdom Boxing, See Luigi face the old legend, {echoes} SENOR CARDGAGE!!!
{Senor Cardgage appears.}
LUIGI: No, I'm not doing anymore boxing!
ANNOUNCER: Fine!
- Click on Luigi's Boxing Glove at the end to see another scene.
{cut to an E3 Convention. Miyamato and Reggie are standing on a stage.}
MIYAMATO: The game we want to show you is gonna be BIG!!! It's called SUPER MARIO BOXING!!!
{Reggie holds up the game's box. Cut to the crowd to show that there is one person in the Audience (who is Master Chief). Master Cheif has a shirt that says "I'm the only one at this Convention!"}
MASTER CHIEF: Boo! {holds up a sign with a Boo.}
{Reggie throws a Wiimote at Master Chief.}
Fun Facts
- Iori is from King of Fighters, not Tekken.
- The Spaghetti Part is a refrence to Popeye.
- This is the first Email where more than one Email is checked.
