Luigi Emails.mushroom/Emails/1

Cast {in order of appearance}: Luigi, Mario (offscreen), Adam, Eve, Mario, King Luigidas, Baby Luigi, Baby Mario, Baby Sonic, Baby Wario, Baby Waluigi, Baby Tails, Yoshi Nurses, Baby Snake (easter egg), Solid Snake (easter egg), Styx Fan, Baby Bowser, Dry Bones, a couple of Boos, Toddler Luigi. Weegee (easter egg), Malleo (easter egg), Counting Blue Cars (easter egg).

Places: Luigi's Room, The Garden of Eden, Anchient Sparta, The Yoshee Nursury, Bowser's Castle, Luigi's Old House.

Computer: Lappy 486

Transcript

LUIGI: {to the tune of Luigi's Mansion Theme} E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Email. E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Email, Email!

{opens up the Email.}

subject: Boo!

Dear Luigi,

Why are you such a Fraidy Cat?

Your Fan,
Joe
Brooklyn, NY

{Luigi says "You" like in Hotel Mario. Says NY as "In Yoshi".}

LUIGI: {typing.} Holy Crud! There's a City in Yoshi?!?! {stops typing. yelling} MARIO! IS THERE A CITY IN YOSHI?!?!

MARIO: {offscreen} If you don't count his stomach, No!

LUIGI: Ok! {continues typing} Well, kid from The Time Warp Trio, it all started when God created {flashback to The Garden of Eden. Luigi is Narrating what is happening} a man named Adam {Adam appears} and a woman named Eve {Eve appears.} Now God told them not to ea-

{cut back to present time. Mario is standing next to Luigi.}

MARIO: Ok, you went to far back, fast forward a little bit.

LUIGI: Ok! If you don't want to know about our Family History! Geez!

{flashback to Anchient Sparta, A Luigi-King Leonidas Hybrid is there.}

LUIGI: {narrating.} Then Luigidas said 'THIS IS SP-

{flashback pauses.}

MARIO: {offscreen} FOR THE LOVE OF MIYAMATO, FAST FORWARD TO WHERE WE LIVED!!!

LUIGI: Ok! Geez!

{flashback to The Yoshee Nursery. Baby Luigi, Baby Mario, and Baby Sonic can be seen. In the background Baby Wario, Baby Waluigi, Baby Tails can be seen.}

LUIGI: {narrating.} Well, when Me and Mario were babies we had a bad habit of switching hats,

{Baby Luigi and Baby Mario switch hats.}

LUIGI: Now this is when I was real tough, Now, one day I went up to Sonic and beat him up.

{Baby Luigi (with Mario's Cap on) starts to beat up Baby Sonic. Baby Sonic starts crying.}

LUIGI: Now, before anything could get worse, The Nursery Cops came.

{Two Yoshi Nurses seperate Baby Luigi from Baby Sonic.}

{EASTER EGG! If you click on Baby Sonic when Baby Luigi beats him up you get this scene. Pan left to see Baby Snake}

BABY SNAKE: Toughen Up, Kid! Were not gonna be in Diapers forever.

{Baby Snake instantly turns into Solid Snake.}

SOLID SNAKE: See?

{Cut to The Yoshee Nursury Office. The Yoshi Nurses are on the Phone.}

LUIGI: The Nursery Cops called home, my parents picked me up and spanked my butt off.

{Cut back to today.}

LUIGI: This made me very timid, especially around adults.

{Pan left to see Styx Fan.}

STYX FAN: Wow, your stories amaze me!

LUIGI: When did you get here?

STYX FAN: I dunno!

LUIGI: As I was saying, this was nothing compared to what was going to happen in the future.

{flashback to Bowser's Castle, Baby Bowser is there.}

LUIGI: Bowser, being the little devil he is, hid a Dry Bones and a couple of Boos into my closet. When I opened my closet to get my hat, guess what popped out at me?

{Toddler Luigi opens a closet, the said monsters pop out. Toddler Luigi gives a Blood-Curdilling scream and runs away. Cut back to today.}

LUIGI: And, I was scared for life! I'm still scared about it today! {to Mario.} So that's how it all turned out right?

MARIO: Yeah, pretty much!

STYX FAN: Great Story! Now, pay me my monthly rent!

{Mario and Luigi sigh and dig through thier pockets. A green paper with white writing (which we're going to call 'The Paper') comes down, that says 'Click Here to Email Weegee Luigi'.}

Easter Eggs

• When you click on Baby Sonic when Baby Sonic and Luigi start to fight, you get this scene:

{Pan left to see Baby Snake.}

BABY SNAKE: Toughen Up, Kid! Were not gonna be in Diapers forever.

{Baby Snake instantly turns into Solid Snake.}

SOLID SNAKE: See?

• Click on Luigi at the end to change him to Weegee.
• Click on Mario at the end to change him to Malleo.
• Click on Styx Fan at the end to change him to Counting Blue Cars.

Fun Facts

• Luigi says that The Sender of The Email is from the Time Warp Trio.
• Luigi talks about The Story of Adam and Eve.
• Luigi makes a refrence to 300.
• Miyamato is The Head of Nintendo of Japan. I think he created Mario & Luigi.
• The Baby Sonic and Baby Luigi Story is what me and my friend think is why Mario and Sonic hate eachother.