Liamemail.omelet/vampire

Summary

Liame gets a vampire baby and Gasping People are in jail.

CAST: Liame, John, Vampire Baby, Gasping people
PLACES: Liame's Basement, Liame's Front Yard, Jail {Easter Egg}

Transcript

{Open to Liame's basement. Liame and John are in there.}

LIAME: What is e-mail? Baby don't e-mail me, mail me, no more-oh-wo...

{Pan out to see John head bobbing}

LIAME: John, it won't work, we aren't in a car.

{An e-mail pops up on Liame's compy}

Dear Liame,
You are entitled for a free vampire hunt at your house if you email back.
Sincerely yours,
Simon Belmont. 

LIAME: Vampire? Wait, a hunt or a vampire? I think it's a vampire.

JOHN: I WANNA VAMPIRE!

LIAME: OK, then let's e-mail back! What should we right?

JOHN: I wanna type it!

LIAME: OK...

{A few types later...}

JOHN: DONE!

LIAME: OK, let's see what you wrote...

deer simon
wii want vampir at me and liames house now
frum
jon and liame

LIAME: No, no, no, grammar is your friend!

{A FEW TYPES BY LIAME LATER...}

LIAME: OK, come read.

Dear Simon,
We want a vampire at our house.
From,
Liame and John

JOHN: Your grammar is bad.

LIAME: No, your grammar is bad. Let's just send this.

{Liame clicks send. The doorbell rings. Cut to outside Liame's house.}

JOHN: Hmm... Theres a note on that package...

LIAME: I shall read it.

{Liame picks it up}

NOTE: Yo, I'm a talking note! OK, now, This is yo free vampire baby. You know, vampires are illegal, yo. NOW PUT ME DOWN, FOO!

{Liame picks up the package and goes to the basement. He opens it.}

VAMPIRE: Goo!

JOHN: Awww...

LIAME: YOU CHANGE THE DIAPERS! HAHA!

VAMPIRE:P-p-p-p-PARSLEY FRUIT!

JOHN: Oh my Parsley Fruit his first word.

LIAME: You know, vampires are illegal after the first word.

{They throw the baby at the gasping people}

GASPING PEOPLE: Awww...

{The gasping people go outside. A siren is heard}

LIAME: Yes! NOW they could get out of my house when they are arrested!

Easter Eggs

• Click on the window at the end to see Gasping People in jail.
• At the beginning, click on "Simon Belmont" for a movie poster saying "Sigh Man: BELL OF VERMONT"

Real Life References

• The intro is a reference to the hit song What is Love?
  • John headbobbing after that is a reference to a show on Comedy Central where What is Love? was on the radio and three guys where head bobbing.