Liamemail.omelet/ruler

Summary

John checks this e-mail while Liame is at a Space War. Liame soon comes back and also checks it.

CHARACTERS: Clay Liame, John, Liame

PLACES: Liame's Basement, Johnatopia

Transcript

{Open to Liame's basement. John and a lump of green clay with yellow clay on top are there.}

LIAME: Check those e-e-e-e-e-e-e

JOHN: Awwww... The record broke.

{John takes a record out of a record player hidden under the bed.}

JOHN: And they clay isn't that real looking, either... OK guys, Liame is out at The Space War today and wanted me to go and check his e-mails, so I'll do it today.

Liame, my man,

do you have a land you rule over? I mean,
I've got mine, but what about you?

Respec' knuckles,
Zippy P.

JOHN: No, no, no, no. I need to change this.

{John backspaces "Liame" and puts "John"}

JOHN: THERE we go. Now, Zippy, yes I do. It's called Johnatopia. It is in the west side of My Houseia.

{Cut to a small alley next to a house}

JOHN: {off screen} THIS is Johnatopia. It has the Johnatopia flag,

{A blue, green, and gold flag pops up from the ground in front of the alley, or Johnotopia}

JOHN: {off screen} ,an old trash can, A.K.A Old Canner,

{An old, rusty, trash can pops up in the back-left side of Johnotopia}

JOHN: {Off screen}, A memorial explaning how Johnotopia was founded,

{A plaque pops up on the wall.}

{Cut back to John}

JOHN: And thats about it for today.

{The screen pans out to show a spaceship crashing down. Then a green figure floats down. The door crashes open}

LIAME: Not so fast! I'm here! Now, John, whats the e-mail?

JOHN: Zippy asked if you rule any land.

LIAME: Of coarse! NOW I own 50% of space. BECAUSE I WON THE SPACE WARS!!! WOO!

JOHN: Yeah, we don't care. Bye guys! Keep sending e-mails!

LIAME AND JOHN: Bye guys! Peace! Siannara! Adios! Kanichiwa! Yeah, go! There is no Easter Eggs!