Liamemail.omelet/cream

Summary

Jack wants to get ice cream

CAST: Liame, John, Random Kids, Ice Cream man, Jack {Easter Egg}
PLACES: Liame's Basement, Liame's Front Yard

Transcript

{Opens to Liame's basement}

LIAME: Yo, yo, Mista Liame in the hizzle!

{John scratches a record on a DJ table}

JOHN: Be glad I bought this for you.

LIAME: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dear Liam,
Did you ever see the ice cream truck?
Jack

LIAME: One thing, don't call me Liam.

JOHN: Oh! Oh! I saw it! OHHH! PICK ME!

LIAME: I saw the ice cream truck. I think it went that way.

{Liame points at John. 50 kids fly out of hammerspace and pile on John}

KIDS: ICE CREAM!!!

JOHN: LIAME! HELP ME!

LIAME: No, I'd rather not.

JOHN: Why am I friends with you?

LIAME: Whatever.

{Liame starts to shoot fire at the kids. The kids start to cry.}

JOHN: Yeah, you deserve it!

LIAME: OK, let's go find the Ice Cream truck!

{Cut to outside Liame's house}

JOHN: Now, where is it?

{The ice cream truck passes them very slowly}

LIAME: No clue. Wait... THERE IT IS!

JOHN: No, thats a trash can.

LIAME: No, behind you!

{John looks behind him}

JOHN: Oh. Hey Mr. Ice cream man!

ICE CREAM GUY: Yeah?

LIAME: One ice cream cone please.

ICE CREAM GUY: What flavor?

JOHN: Liame! Jack didn't tell us what flavor he wanted!

LIAME: Looks like we can't get ice cream then.

{Cut back to Liame's basement}

LIAME: Well, Jack, we can't get any ice cream if you don't tell us the flavor.

Easter Eggs

• Click on Liame at the end to find an extra scene.

JACK:Aw, no ice cream?