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THE BEAST: {walks into Liame's basement, which just got repaired from the damage from Alien with a gun} I AM CHECK MAIL.

{Before the beast man guy tries to sit down, The Cricket chirps}

THE BEAST: ...CRICKET SHUT UP.

CRICKET: Ahahahahaha no.

CAPTCHA: {tries to imitate the Cricket} Chirrrrp!

THE BEAST: ...How the hell did you get here?

CAPTCHA: Just did. Wanna hear my owl impression?

THE BEAST: NO GET OUT.

CAPTCHA: Meany. {walks out}

{the gasping people gasp}

THE BEAST: ...Will everybody just shut up?

EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM: No.

GASPING PEOPLE: Gasps!

{The laughing people laugh}

BELL: {walks in} HAY GUYS WANT SOME OF MY CANDY if you know what I mean

BEAST MAN: GOD NO I DON'T GET OUT RETARDS I HATE YOU.

{Dead silence}

BEAST MAN: Thank god. {sits down and commotion starts}

BELL: Hey 5 year old want some candy?

{The Laughing People laugh and the Gasping People Gasp. Michael Myers comes in}

MICHAEL MYERS: Hello. I came here to kill Mr... Beast Man? Yeah.

BEAST MAN: OH GOD WHO LET HIM IN.

ELMO: I did.

5 YEAR OLD: Beww cans I haves my candy now?

{the Laughing People laugh}

BELL: Sure little fella.

{CUTS TO BLACK SCREEN SOON CUTS BACK}

BELL: ...What? I just gave him some Laffy Taffy.

{Pause}

BEAST MAN: DAMNIT.

{rewinds time so Liame and Lemon never died and they are still battling BEAST MAN}

LEMON: ...How did we get here again?

{Beast Man shoots himself}

LIAME: ...So, we won?

LEMON: Let's leave now.

{fade to black. There are gold text}

TEXT: Dedicated to Beastman. RIP Beastman Mcgee "DAMNIT" 1741 - 2008