Lemon Demon at night/LDANep1

{Open to the Space Needle. The crew is in front of it. It's snowing.}

LEM: Hey, I'm Lem, and this is our state of the art "Reality show", but I'm calling it a Lem show. Lemme show you the crew.

{Lem walks over to the crew}

PRESS: Hey, I'm Press and I'm going to kick your {bleep}

FRI: I'm Fri, and I've kicked Press's {bleep}.

TER: I'm Ter, and I like Dachshunds.

DYL: ...Dyl.

DARI: I'm Dari and I've kicked everyone's {bleep} 40 times.

LEM: Yeah. Hey, I'm bored. That calls a team war.

{Dari gets naked and tries to swim in snow.}

LEM: Dari, just stop.

{Dari puts on his clothes.

LEM: Okay. Now, let's do a race to the top of the Space Needle. Teams are: Team Lemons: Me and Press, Team Wiener Dogs: Fri and Ter. Team Fairy Princess: Dyl and Dari

DARI: Yeah! We're the Fairy Princesses Dyl! {Slaps Dyl in the head}

TER: Wiener dogs are faster though!

{The Fairy Princesses and the Wiener dogs look to find that the Lemons have started their way up}

BOTH TEAMS: WHAT THE HELL!

{The two teams run and try to catch up}

DARI: Lem! That's not cool dude!

TER: YEAH! {Pushes down the Fairy Princesses}

{The Wiener Dogs catch up to The Lemons.}

PRESS: Lem! Fri and Ter are behind us! {Press pushes the Wiener Dogs down, who hit the Fairy Princesses.}

LEM: Press, we're halfway there!

{The fairy princesses catch up and passes the Lemons}

DARI: Nice job, Dyl!

DYL: Whatever.

{On the side, it shows a map of the Space needle. The fairy princesses are in the lead. The Lemons are a few inches below The Fairy Princesses. The Wiener dogs are nowhere to be found.}

{The Lemons tie up with the fairy princesses.}

DARI: Dyl! Hurry the hell up

DYL: I'm trying! You're too heavy, dude! {Dyl falls as the Lemons pass them.}

DARI: Dude! Get up! Lemons are winning

DYL: Dari, you made my legs weak!

{Dari puts Dyl on his back and runs. Soon he catches up with The Lemons. They pass the finish line. They find the Wiener dogs}

LEM: Fri! Ter! How the hell did you get up here!?

FRI: Magic. We win!

LEM: Damn, man! That's cheating! You're last place!

CAMERA GUY: There were no rules about not cheating.

TER: So we win.

LEM: Okay, I guess... BUT, for winning you get this.

{Lem, Dari, Dyl, and Press all push Fri and Ter down the stairs}