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Kirbychu emails.pie/Zoo977
Summary
Kirbychu finds out who sent his second e-mail!
Cast (in order of appearance): Kirbychu, Albino, Homestar, Bubs, Strong Bad, Zoo977.
Places: Kirbychu's Computer Room, The Stick, Kirbychu's Lab, Bubs Concession Stand, Strong Bad's basement.
Date: February 26, 2008
Transcript
{Cut to Kirbychu's computer room. Kirbychu walks in and sits down.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I haven't seen The DS today. Oh well, he'll probably show up by the end of the email. {opens outlook express}
Dear DS-less,
- Your Nintendo DS is currently shattered into many of pieces by the stick. I took all of the most important pieces and burned them. And it was ME that sent the email that got you in jail! HAHA! And considering i bend reality, DOUBLE HAHA!
Sincerely,
Albino(zoos cheat)
{He stops reading at "I took all of the most important pieces and burned them."}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: NOOOOOO! Well, at least it's I fire-proofed it. I also have all of the tools to fix it at my lab. I'll go get the pieces!
{Cut to The Stick. Albino is there wit a fire burning in front of him. There is also a pile of plastic pieces next to him. Kirbychu walks in}
'ALBINO: Good, you're finally here. Now to...
KIRBYCHU HR'D: {interrupting} Oh, hi Albino. Look, I'm a little busy now, can we talk later? {he gets all of the pieces} See ya later. {runs off}
{Cut to Kirbychu's lab. Kirbychu is there with the DS pieces. He is standing next to Homestar.}
HOMESTAR: Why am I here again?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: You need to hand me things when I ask for them.
HOMESTAR: Oh.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Glue.
HOMESTAR: Glue. {hands Kirbychu a bottle of glue}
{The screen fades to black. The words "2 HOURS LATER" come up. The screen fades back to Kirbychu and Homestar.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well it took 2 hours, but at least it's fixed. Now it just needs to charge. In the mean time, I should finish reading that e-mail. {Kirbychu walks back to the computer room and sits down. He then reads the rest of the e-mail.} THAT WAS YOU! I don't believe you. It was obviously your owner, Zoo977.
{Cut to The Stick. Albino is still there. Kirbychu walks up.}
ALBINO: FINALLY!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I'll get you an ice cream if you go get Zoo.
ALBINO: Okay!
{They walk off. Cut to Bubs Concession Stand. Kirbychu and Albino walk up.}
BUBS: Hello, what do you need.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: 1 ice cream cone, please.
BUBS: What flavor?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: What flavor?
ALBINO: Vanilla.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Vanilla.
BUBS: What size?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: What size?
ALBINO: Waffle cone.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: A waffle cone.
BUBS: How many scoops?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: How many scoops?
ALBINO: Three.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Three.
BUBS: Here you go. {hands Kirbychu an ice cream} That'll be $50.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: WHAT!! How about $50 in pencil shavings?
BUBS: That's fine.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Here you go.
{He hand Bubs a pile of pencil shavings and walks off.}
ALBINO: Thanks. I'll go get Zoo.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Good. {walks off}
{Cut to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Bad is on the couch. Kirbychu walks up.}
STRONG BAD: What do you want?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I need your help fighting Zoo977. Will you come?
STRONG BAD: I've got nothing better to do.
{Cut back to The Stick, where Zoo is standing. Kirbychu and Strong Bad walk up.}
ZOO977: Ready to fight?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Yep, But first why don't you put on some fancy aftershave so you smell good?
ZOO977: Fine.
STRONG BAD: Here you go. {hands Zoo a container of gas}
ZOO977: Thanks. {He covers himself with the gas}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: And who would fight without having a fancy gum cigar first? This thing is so fancy, you even need to light it! {hands Zoo a gum cigar}
ZOO977: Thanks. {He pulls out a lighter and lights the gum cigar}
{Zoo catches fire, and flies away.}
ZOO977: I'LL BE BACK!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Where will I find another paper to end this email?
{a tv pops from the top of the screen}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: A tv to replace The DS? Perfect! {begins to dance}
{"Kirbychu HR'D is currently partying. please leave a message." appears on the TV.}
Trivia
- The "fancy aftershave" and the cigar are reference to to the Strong Bad e-mail "Lady...ing".
- It is unknown who really wrote the email. Albino could have written that he bends reality to blame it on Zoo, and Zoo could have signed it from Albino.
