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Kirbychu emails.pie/SSX
Summary
Kirbychu and SSX throw a Smash Bros. Party. Homestar ruins it.
Cast (in order of appearance): Kirbychu, X On Fire(SSX), Strong Bad, Homestar, MKWii, The Cheat, Sam The Man.
Places: Kirbychu's Computer Room, Kirbychu's Living Room, Kirbychu's Den, Kirbychu's Bedroom, Kirbychu's Kitchen, Kirbychu's Back Yard.
Date: June 26, 2008
Transcript
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well, I should check my e-mail. {long pause} Now.
{opens Outlook Express}
Hey there, Kirbychu!
I got Brawl! I'll bring it over there 5 minutes ago.
~X On Fire
KIRBYCHU HR'D: What? Don't you mean...
{Zoom out to show that X On Fire is standing next to Kirbychu.}
X ON FIRE: {inturupting} Hi K-Chu.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Ack! {falls out of his chair} Don't sneak up on me like that, SSX!
X ON FIRE: But I've been here for 5 minutes. And I'm not Super Sonic X anymore!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well... SSX stands for X On Fire! Sx Son Xfire!
X ON FIRE: Okay... Wanna Brawl?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: LETS THROW A SMASH PARTY! We'll invite EVERYONE!
X ON FIRE: YAYS!
{The screen fades to black. "5 hrs. Later" comes up. The scene then fades to Kibychu's Living Room. All 12 main characters, MKWii, SSX, Sam the Man, Kirby, and Meta Knight are there. Kirbychu walks in.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I just ordered us twelve-dozen extra large pizzas! Now let me just say a few things. In here there will be Brawl playing, my room will have melee, and den will have the original. Snacks will be in the kitchen. Pizza will be here in about half an hour, so until then, have fun!
EVERYONE: YAY!
{Cut to the den. Kirbychu, Kirby, Homestar, and Strong Bad are holding N64 controllers.}
STRONG BAD: I don't believe how great the graphics on this thing are! It almost looks real!
HOMESTAR: Man oh man oh man! I rock at this game!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Homestar, you've already lost all of your lives, and you're holding the controller upside-down on top of that.
GAME: GAME SET! The winner is... Kirby.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I WIND!
{cut to Kirbychu's room. Kirbychu, SSX, MKWii, and The Cheat are playing. Kirbychu is Kirby, SSX is Luigi, MKWii is Samus, and The Cheat is a yellow Kirby.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Me, SSX and MKDS...
MKWII: IT'S WII!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: ...yeah whatever, are tied!
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
SSX: You aren't even close!
GAME: {explosion} Player 4... DEFEATED!
THE CHEAT: {sad The Cheat noises}
SSX: Told you!
THE CHEAT: {angry The Cheat noises, tackles SSX}
GAME: {explosion} Player 2... DEFEATED!
SSX: I hate you.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well I guess it's just me and...
GAME: {explosion} Player 3... DEFEATED! The winner is, Kirby! {kirby fanfare}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Never mind...
MKWII: Dang!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well, I'm done for now. I'm gonna go reheat some of last night's pasta for lunch! {walks off}
{Cut to Kirbychu's Kitchen. Kirbychu is going through the fridge. After a few minutes he comes out with a bowl of ziti. He walks over to the microwave, which Homestar is standing at, holding a metal bowl.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Wait, Homestar don't start the microwave!
HOMESTAR: {starts the microwave with the metal bowl in it} What?
{The house explodes. Cut to Kirbychu's back yard. Homestar lands hard on the ground, and Kirbychu soon follows.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: You idiot! You shouldn't put metal in a microwave!
HOMESTAR: That party was fun! {walks off}
{Light screaming is heard. It slowly gets louder. Sam the Man lands on Kirbychu. SSX soon follows, landing on Sam.}
X ON FIRE: My Brawl Disc!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: My everything!
BOTH: NOOOO!!
{Kirbychu's game systems and SSX's brawl disc fall from the sky. They are virtually unharmed.}
X ON FIRE: Yay!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: But what about my computer?
{Kirbychu's computer lands on Kirbychu. It's cracked and broken in some spots, some keys are missing, parts of it are burnt, and there is a small gash in the screen.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I hope it still works.
{The computer boots up.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Horray!
SAM THE MAN: Wait, X, aren't you a living flame?
X ON FIRE: Yes.
SAM THE MAN: Well then, could you get off my head?
X ON FIRE: Sure. {gets off}
SAM THE MAN: {hair catches fire} Aw, crap. {runs around screaming}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well I guess this email's over. {record scratch} Wait a minute, I don't have my DS!
{The DS comes down reading "I'm fine. Click Here to Email Kirbychu."}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Good.
