Kirbychu emails.pie/Characters

Main Characters

Kirbychu HR'D

The main character, and owner, of this e-mail show. He is usually fighting with his arch-enemy Zoo977. He has been to jail at least once when he was accused of killing all the alligators at the local zoo. His fude with Zoo started when he was sent to jail. Two e-mails later it was revealed that it was Zoo who sent the message.

Zoo977

The antagonist of this e-mail show. He has been Kirbychu's arch-enemy sense email #2, where his e-mail caused Kirbychu to get arrested. In e-mail 4 he had his pet The Cheat named Albino smash and burn Kirbychu's DS. At the end of the e-mail he ended up catching fire and flew away. He can apparently play the flute.

Albino Cheat

Albino Cheat, or just Albino, is Zoo's The Cheat. In e-mail #4 ha stole Kirbychu's DS and smashed it. He was sent to fight Kirbychu, but Kirbychu said he'd buy him an ice cream if he let him fight Zoo. He apparently likes vanilla ice cream.

Sam The Man

The friend of this email show. He is often seen checking emails and foiling Zoo977's schemes. He likes to help Kirbychu HR'D with tasks of his own. In email 5, somebody told Kirbychu HR'D to parody samtheman.egg, so Sam The Man popped up, and here he is today.

X On Fire

X On Fire is a good friend of Kirbychu's who has the same likes and dislikes as him. He first appeared in email 6 where he and Kirbychu threw a Smash Bros. party.

Minor Characters

The DS

The DS is Kirbychu's Nintendo DS Lite and his version of The Paper. He comes down from the top of the screen upside-down and opens reading "click here to e-mail Kirbychu". It was smashed by Albino in email 3, but Kirbychu fixed it. Kirbychu calls him Dezz.

Homestar Runner

Homestar is one of Kirbychu's friends. He use to work as Kirbychu's lab assistant before he beat him up for destroying his house in a freak microwave accident.

Computers

Windows Omega

Windows Omega is Kirbychu's futuristic laptop that he constructed himself. It uses a modified Windows XP operating system, and it is an all around great system. It was badly damaged in the email "SSX" after K-Chu's house blew up in a freak microwave accident, but Kirbychu managed to fix it.