(even if you aren't vegan)
Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Zoo
Look: A regular Zoo.
Status: Open
Chat
ZOO977: {enters, goes to the tiger cage} HELLO? HAVE YOU SEEN HOBBES? A LITTLE BOY NAMED CALVIN CLAIMS TO HAVE LOST HIM!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Zoo, you're talking to a play tire, the tigers are on the other side of the cage.
ZOO977: {goes to the cages other side} HELLO? HAVE YOU SEEN HOBBES? A LITTLE BOY NAMED CALVIN CLAIMS TO HAVE LOST HIM!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: That's a newspaper.
ZOO977: {walks up the the tigers} Have you seen hobbes? A boy named calvin says he lost him.
CBC: That's Tay Zonday and Prince Henry of Portugal. Wait, Prince Henry? {In CD-I Ganon's Voice} You Must Die! {Runs over Prince Henry.}
CBC: And, Besides, The Tigers Cage is in your Hard Hat.
{in the backround captcha is holding hobbes}
ZOO977: I am not an actual zoo! It's my name! Blarg! {pause} Whipped lemon pie is good!