Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 667

This place is Im a bell and Sarah McAllister's room. It's not at all dark or damp. The floor has white carpet. The walls are pastel blue. There is a bed in the corner of the room with red sheets and the Chimer 20X6 laying on it. A white bedside table has pictures of Bling on top of it. There is a mini-fridge beside the table. On the opposite wall of the bed, there is a Game-Tesseract (a Wii fused with an XBox, PS2, Computer, Sega Genesis, Atari 2600, Nintendo 64, NES, SNES, DS, PSP, and PS3) hooked up to a Widescreen TV.

Chat

{currently the room has Bell's normal room status}

IM A BELL: Hmm... I think a change of pace will do me some good. {sets down suitcases, raises hand, blasts an aura upwards, engulfing the whole room}

{everything but the pictures of Bling and the bedside table has disappeared. The room now has the description seen above}

IM A BELL: Perfect. Now to unpack. {opens suitcase, gets out a Bling stuffed animal} Why'd I bring THIS? Ah well. {throws stuffed animal onto bed}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Wow, you did absolutely nothing to the room. Talk about a waste of aura!

IM A BELL: Well, this is how I WANT it. You see, when I order a room anywhere, it automatically morphs into how my room usually looks. Dark, damp, single root beer-stained mattress, Pop-Tarts, etc. But, I decided to have a calmer and less disturbing room here.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Oh, I forgot to give you this "welcome to the resort" present! {hands Bell two empty pop-tart boxes}

IM A BELL: Um, {sarcastic} thanks. {throws out boxes}

{a bell clone runs in, runs into the bathroom, and closes the door. Vomiting is heard. the clone walks back out, slightly pale}

IM A BELL: Oh. I see you got back from Chaos' room. What-what was that for?

BELL CLONE: Cha-Chaos' room is the same as in FCUSA.

IM A BELL:{sighs} I'd think Chaos would do the same to his room as me.

BELL: Yeah-Hold on. {runs back into bathroom, closes door, more vomiting is heard}

IM A BELL: Wow. That b-{louder vomiting is heard} Th-that bad, hu-{the vomiting gets louder} Uhh...

{the vomiting stops. a dull scream and then a thump is heard}

IM A BELL: ...Okay, let's call the cleaning lady, Zoo.

SEPHIROTH: What's with all the vomiting? {Starts to sneeze uncontrollably.}

IM A BELL: Er... {grabs a feather that was floating around Seph's nose, hands Seph a tissue} Here. And, I kinda don't want to see anything disturbing during my stay here. Hence the nice room. My clone went into Chaos' room, and, well, you can guess the rest.

SEPHIROTH: Thanks. {Sniffle} That Feathers been following me for weeks. By the way, do you want your room painted with a mural? You can see my work in my room.

{Later. Sephiroth is painting Bell's Picture, and he's 3 quarters done. the Painting right now looks just like real.}

SEPHIROTH: Ahh! There you go! {Paints it some more, and it's finished, and it's perfectly realistic.}

{micah throw's a tv on kirbychu hr'd}

MICAH: HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

LUCAS: {Throws a toaster at Micah} HA HA!!!!

IM A BELL:{picks up Micah, throws him out the window} There. Oh, hey Lucas.

{intense vomiting is heard from the bathroom, then a scream, then a loud thump, and then blood flows out from under the door}

IM A BELL: Aw, it got ALL over the carpet! {opens door, a dead Bell clone falls out from the bathroom. Bell's eyes widen} AHHHHHIT'SACORPSEIT'SACORPSEIT'SACORPSE!!!!!!!!!

LUCAS: Um...I didn't do it. {runs out}

SEPHIROTH: Why do you abuse your clones so much Bell?

IM A BELL: I used to think it was funny. Watch. {plays a DVD of Bell killing clones in humorous ways}

SARAH:{walks onscreen carrying a suitcase} Hey, Bell.

IM A BELL: Oh yeah, I forgot! You're staying here, too!

SARAH: Ye- {notices corpse} ... What...

IM A BELL: During this trip I've given up bloodshed and gore. That clone went into Chaos' room.

SARAH: Oh. Um... So, no gore you said?

IM A BELL: Well, then again, since you're here, I'll continue enjoying gore.

SARAH: Yay!

DOT: {walks in, half asleep} Wheres the nearest ice cream dispencer? {shakes an empty cup}