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Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 666
Summary
Thnik:Homestar's Resort. Who lives here? EEEEXACTLY. Same apppearence, too.
Chat
CHAOS: Hey my brudder. Hey my bromides. New room. Y'like?
IM A BELL:{walks in} Hey Chaos, {pronounces this as "Chows"} I-{notices the room looks exactly the same as in Homestar's Resort} Er, I'm gonna go... Now. {runs out. Vomiting is heard}
TRACY:{walks in} Hey, Chaos. {pronounces same as before} Um, sorry about that. My dad kinda wanted a less-psychopathic summer. {points to Bell's room. the door is open, showing a non-gross, pastel blue suite} Say, Chaos, you should get a Chao. They're cute.
{Sephiroth comes in a DBZ-Type transport.}
SEPHIROTH: Hello Chaos! Look what I can do! {teleports around the room}
{Kirbychu walks in and inhales Sephiroth, making him Seph Kirbychu.}
SEPH KIRBYCHU: Hello Chaos! Look what I can do! {teleports around the room}
{Seph Kirbychu starts beating himself up.}
SEPH KIRBYCHU: HAHA!! Kirbychu! I control you! {spits Sephroth out and then eats his shoe so he keeps the ability} NOW I WIN!!
SEPHIROTH: Fair 'nough. {Throws his other shoe at Kirbychu.}
HOMESTAR TIGER: Read my story!
CHAOS: Ain't no read story.
{Chaos throws a koopa shell at Homestar Tiger.}
USERUNKNOWN:{Walks in}Hey!Room 666!I sure hope Chaos-{Sees Chaos}Aggggggggghghhh!!!I'm not the one who replaced your bed with a bed that has barbie blankets on it!!!!!!!!!!
{Chaos' bed has barbie blankets on it}
{Lupecario comes crashing through the floor, his head is sticking out of the floor}
LUPECARIO: Hi, Klaus! {pronounced Klows}
SEPHIROTH: Klaus? Who's that?
KIRBYHCU HR'D: Santa?
SEPHIROTH: Uh oh... I'm experiencing a form eruption... A..A...ACHOO!! {Turns into a mixture of his different forms. Sneezes even more, conjuring up Fire Spirits.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Flaming thingies? I'll go get the fire extinguisher. {walks off}
SEPHIROTH: {Sneezes even more, making Blue Rhapsody Heartless. They fly around, and kill the fire spirits. They proceed to attack everyone.} Ahh... I think I have a cold.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: {enters with a fire extinguisher} I got the fire extinguisher! Where'd all the flamies go? {sees a heartless} It's not on fire but, oh well. {sprays the heartless, freezing it} Oh look, more. {freezes all the heartlesses}
{The Heartless are unaffected, due to being ice type anyway.}