(even if you aren't vegan)
Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 103
A neat and tidy room. There's a fancy purple bed in the corner, and a amethyst-lined, sturdy glass table in another corner, carrying the Compustine. The chair is done in the same style. A karaoke machine is near the wall, with five different bestseller party CDs. The carpet is a lilac color, and the wallpaper is a shining, snowy white. Obviously Sarette got bored and wanted to blow off all the rest of her money again.
Chat
SARETTE: I have a room. Whee...
RYAN: Hello there, new person! I'm- {notices fancy room} HOLY SHIZCAKES.
SARETTE: Oh, you like my room? It's nothing much. I'm going to install an antigravity floor in a few days.
ZOO977: {pops up right inbetween where ryan and starette are. the boards cause them to fly into the window and the wall} Hello! {looks at ryan and starette} Um... {ducks down}
SARETTE: Ugh, that's the second time I've been flung into a wall today! ...Oh, and you owe me seventy dollars in repairs.
ZOO977: No I dont! {falls into the hole}
{Sarette jumps out of the wall.}
SARETTE: Hmm. I think I'll have to go into a self-induced crazyness. {hits self with hammer and becomes crazy, running around the room} AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! {the running continues until she runs into a wall and becomes sane again, revealing the insanity somehow fixes the broken areas} Much better.
RYAN: {looks confused} What just happened?
SARETTE: ...Actually, I have no idea.
{a knock is heard on the door.}
{Sarette opens the door.}
SARETTE: Hello and welcome to room 103! No food or beverages allowed. There are no refunds. I do not accept any offerings from The Cheat, fireflies, or a cat.
{the sloth evil fuzzle just sits there. its eyes glow red, and it takes over starette and ryan}
SARETTE: Don't worry, I know exactly what to do in this situation!
{Sarette, using every ounce of willpower she has left, manages to drop a bowling ball on her head. This causes her to go insane, rendering her brain as a mirror, causing the Sloth Evil Fuzzle to take over itself. Still insane, Sarette turns on the karaoke machine and cranks it up to max volume.}
SARETTE: FEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIINGS!
{realising he has taken over a lucario, He dissapears in a huge poof. In the mist, you can see an image of pallet town.}