Kcuf

HOST: Hello, and welcome to-

CROWD: K. CUF!!!!!!!

KCUF: Please welcome our first guess, Dion.

{Dion walks on and sits down.}

DION: Thanks, kcuf.

KCUF: So, what's up? Something cool, I assume.

DION: Oh, kcuf kcuf kcuf, you know me well

KCUF: Well that's all the time we have today, goodbye from-

CROWD: K. CUF!!!!!!!!!

DION: kcuf