Katawa Incorrigible X6: The World Is Not Enough/4

Transcript

{Open to the two.}

QUINT: Hey, Henry.

HENRY: Yes, what is it, Quint?

QUINT: When's the last time we stopped for gas?

HENRY: A month, why?

{Short pause}

QUINT: How much fuel do you have left?

HENRY: Enough to get more.

QUINT: Your gas tank must be huge.

HENRY: It's not the only thing that's huge.

{Short pause. Quint blinks, then opens the door, to vomit outside.}

HENRY: Get your mind out of the gutter, Quint. I was talking about my fans.

{Quint stops vomiting after ten minutes.}

HENRY: Relax, I am picking up a fuel station using my sensors nearby.

{Henry and Quint land at a gas station.}

HENRY: Stay inside. I'll get gas.

{Henry gets gas.}

QUINT: Why do I have to stay inside?

HENRY: Any time you've tried to get snacks has led to utter catastrophe. While our comrades in the various provinces of Canada enjoy that sort of shebang, I don't. Helicopter insurance is fucking expensive, and getting damaged just raises the damages we'd have to pay.

QUINT: But I'm hungry.

HENRY: There are no eucalyptus leaves here.

QUINT: Oh, I have those. But I wanted to mix the leaves with Dorito's so I can tell those wankers back in Australia what's what.

HENRY: I see your desire for Dorito's and raise you a your name is Paul

QUINT: At least it's not Quigley.

HENRY: True dat.

{The end.}