KPSRTV/Wikian Galaxy Adventure/Commentary

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NPP: Um, hey, it's NPP, cause he's bored. So yea, I'll comment on this commentary don't worry.

LEO: {offscreen} Hey, NPP!

{Leo walks in while NPP looks mad}

NPP: LEO! You're not even in this!

LEO: So?

NPP: {not caring} Ok, fine. Roll film.

{rolls film, cuts to screen and starts commentary}

RAD POM: {bubbles}

NINJA POM POM: I found a star up north!

RAD POM: {bubbles}

LEO: Why do you get to talk and Strong Rad bubbles? That's not fair!

NPP: God, maybe he WANTED to?

LEO: Oh.

NPP: Have you found it?

{Rad Pom squints}

RAD POM: {bubbles}

NPP: Oh. Ok. Um, you can comb another planet.

RAD POM: {pointing to a green planet covered with yellow stars that turns out to be Keron} You mean like that?

NPP: Yep. You good at puzzles.

LEO: And you good at bad grammer.

NPP: Oh, shut up.

RAD POM: Hmm... It seems suspicious. We should disguise ourselves.

{shows NPP and RP dressed as Mario and Luigi (NPP = Luigi, RP = Mario}

LEO: Why not just have a sign around your necks saying "I am not a bright guy"?

NPP: Wanna go to the pound? I here they take stranded cats this time of the year.

LEO: I'll shut up now.

{Raiku as Waluigi shoots everyone.}

NPP: Poms have rubber bouncing skin, you know.

SR: Hey guys.

NPP: Look! A Non-annoying guy! Thank you lord!

LEO: Hey!

RAD POM: I don't think these disguises would work, though. That's a green planet with yellow stars, not a mushroom shaped planet with a red top and white spots.

NPP: Sorry, I just like Luigi.

LEO: Couldn't you have said, "Sorry, I just like Leo?!"

NPP: Dammit, Leo, SHUT UP.

RAD POM: You still have those Keronian disguises, don't you?

NPP: Wait, aren't I still...... {turns into a Keroian} Yes.

RAD POM: Well, I can reverse the spell when we come back. {turns into a Keronian} Let's find out.

NPP: Let's bring Luigi. {gets out his Luigi}

LEO: Yea, Leo isn't good enough.

NPP: That planet had clowns

{silence}

LEO: Thanks for not taking me.

RAD POM: {in an unimpressed tone} He's gonna need a disguise too. {turns Luigi into a Keronian}

{All goe to planet, a compy in the wall}

LUIGI AS LUIGIGI: Let me hack. {hacks, then a dinging sound heard} Just a simple firewall.

RP AS RADODO: Hmm...

{A wall falls.}

LEO: {sarcastic} OOOOHHH! A wall falls! THIS IS THE BEST!

NPP: I own a gun. I can shoot you.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Great job!

RP AS RADODO: I DON'T want to talk about it.

{Camera pans right to show a bunch of bunnies eating arms off creatures.}

LEO:Oh, LOOK! FAKE BLOOD IS AWESOME!

NPP: Oh, why the hell did I let you join?

LEO: Because I blackmailed you with your porn movies of SR.

SR: Wait, what?!

NPP: I told you, RAIKU PUT THEM THERE TO MAKE ME LOOK GAY! HE'S REDUCING ME TO HIM BY FRAMING!

RP AS RADODO: What are bunnies doing on a frog-related planet?

RABBIT: I'm Sir Bunny, and we are the Animal Eating Accosiation.

RP AS RADODO: I hope you are scavengers because we only want to find out if this planet is safe and then return to our planet in peace.

{Keith Pom comes out of Hammerspace.}

KEITH POM: One piece.

SIR BUNNY: We want the blue meat.

LEO: EAT HIM! EAT HIM!

NPP: Yeah, just watch.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: {gulp}

RP AS RADODO: I doubt there's any meat. The last time he went to get his checkup, his doctor said he was full of hot air.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Who said me? Sonic's behind me and I don't want him to die!

LEO: Dammit,

{Sonic as Sonini shows up behind NPP as Ninja Pomomo.}

RP AS RADODO: I was talking about us Poms.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Sonini, trashcan!

{Sonini jumps in a trashcan}

RP AS RADODO: We'd best find another blue meat. ... I got it! {throws a Blue Goomba from Hammer Space} There you go. {keeps throwning Blue Goombas from Hammerspace} Is that enough?

SIR BUNNY: Yes, but can we also have the green meat?

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Yes sir. {throws KP to them}

RP AS RADODO: Especially since he didn't disguise himself. {covers where his mouth should be, scared}

SIR BUNNY: I don't care. Just go!

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Ok, Ok!

RP AS RADODO: Okay, we might want to explore the rest of the planet, just to be sure.

SIR BUNNY: Fine, I saw two stars. That's it.

{The words LEVEL 1 COMPLETE! appear and disappear on the screen.}

RP AS RADODO: Let's explore the other "levels".

{Cut to the map. RP as Radodo and NPP as Ninja Pomomo go to a new area, the words Level 2 appear, and Level 1 has a Ninja Pompomeranian flag.}

RP AS RADODO: Okay, we might go through this. Let's see what's ahead of us.

{Camera zooms out and then pans right to reveal what's ahead.}

VOICEOVER RP AS RADODO: Okay, that might be hard.

VOICEOVER NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: It's a starball-rolling course! Crap!

VOICEOVER RP AS RADODO: Hmm... There's an ! flag at the end. What does that mean?

VOICEOVER NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: It's hard and if we die thrice we get kicked off the planet.

{Cut to RP and Radodo and NPP as Ninja Pomomo.}

RP AS RADODO: No.

LUIGI AS LUIGIGI: No animation?

RP AS RADODO: No. An ! flag at the end means we're at level 2.1.

RAIKU: Need help?

RP AS RADODO: You'll need a disguise. I see there's Browntants, Jaros, Chorches, etc., etc., etc., etc...

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: I'm gonna wait.

RAIKU: No I don't. Everyone knows who I am, and they are ALL afraid of me.

RP AS RADODO: I wonder what'll happen if you help us...

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Luigi, you can help them while I try to break the ball while it's rolling.

RAIKU: Alot of people will die.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Um, I should of said evil Goomba Raidors.

RP AS RADODO: But those are Robots.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Robot Goomba Raidors?

{NPP as Ninja Pomomo has a "O_o" on his face}

RP AS RADODO: I doubt you played Stinkoman 20X6.

{The words FLASH 7 OR HIRE REQUIRED appear at the bottom of the screen.}

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Don't forget Megaman, though I want to.

RP AS RADODO: You should look at the article on the wiki.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Anyways, the rabbits know we're disguised. So why are we still in them?

RP AS RADODO: So that the Keronians don't know.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: I already told them.

RP AS RADODO: Okay, maybe we should finish all 6 levels.

NPP: {turns back to normal} NOW we can.

RP: {turns back to normal} Okay, what skills do you have?

RAIKU: I can... you guys know what I can do.

NPP: The only way to break the ball is to get to the end.

RP: I know if I turn into Strong Rad again, I can shoot projectiles.

NPP: I can bounce high with something between my legs!

RP: ...

NPP: So I can bounce the ball to the other side!

RP: {takes ball and puts it in one of his pockets for protection and turns to Strong Rad} Okay.

{NPP grabs ball and bounces to other side. LEVEL 2.1 COMPLETE! appears. Cut to a screen with a picture of SR, NPP, and Raiku and the words TRY LEVEL 2.2 appear, then cut to Level 2.2. The words START PLAY temporarily appear.}

NPP: It's.....it's....food!

{Cut to the path ahead.}

SR: It's a trap!

{NPP runs to it laughin crazy, then gets run over.}

SR: Told you!

{NPP gets up and grabs the food, revealing the power star}

NPP: But it's real food!

SR: I see a power star.

NPP: {runs around in a circle} FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD!

SR: I SAID I SEE A POWER STAR! {clothing changes to a male cheerleader outfit} GIMME AN OW! {hits NPP with a bat}

NPP: FOOD! {runs to power star and eats it}

{SR's outfit returns to normal. NPP licks fingers. Cut to a Stinkoman 20X6 style boss cutscene.}

NPP: Who we fighting?

{Rick Astley appears and rickrolls NPP, Raiku, and SR}

ALL: WE'RE GETTING RICKROLLED!!!!!!!!

{Raiku shoots Rick Astley, killing him.}

NPP: Well, that was stupid and unpredictible. Let's do it again!

SR: Are you the boss?

RAIKU: THE BOSS IS DEAD.

NPP: Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again!

SR: What's next?

NPP: {shrugs}

RAIKU: Let's go to the invisible planet!

NPP: 'Kay.

SR: No, we go to Level 3.

RAIKU: INVISIBLE PLANET {cocks gun}

NPP: I just want a cookie!

SR: I hear there's a cookie at the end of Level 6. Can you get that on the invisible planet?

RAIKU: You can get two.

NPP: {Trance-like} ME HAX FOR COOKIE! {gets "Super Jump"}

SR: You can only get that on Invisible Planet according to the Uncyclopedia.

RAIKU: INVISBLE PLANET OR DIE

SR: Okay, Raiku, YOU can go to Invisible Planet.

{Raiku drags the others to the Invisible Planet}

RAIKU: There is no known way off.

{NPP super jumps to the cookies}

SR: Good thing I can reverse time. {reverses time to before Raiku drags the others} Okay, Raiku, YOU can go ot Invisible Planet, emphasis on YOU because there are four levels left.

{Raiku strips him of his abilities and takes them back.}

SR: Very funny. And we have 4 levels left. Why not destroy Invisible Planet?

RAIKU: No, let's just go. {Raiku sends Keron into a black hole for a while.}

SR: Okay, is that temporary?

NPP: ME STEAL ALL THREE COOKIES! {runs around in a circle}

SR: Hopefully this is a bonus level with the boss being a cookie, am I correct?

{A giant cookie boss appears.}

NPP: CoOkIe! {swallows boss whole}

SR: ... I SHALL USE THIS POWER FOR GOOD!

{SR turns all enemies into cookies, NPP runs and swallows each one whole still running, and goes FAR offscreen. SR has a "O_o" face.}

SR: This might get us back to Level 3 (from Level -0)

{Cut to NPP, SR, and Raiku beating Level 6.}

NPP: What do I win?

ANNOUNCER: A cookie!

{An arm pops out of hammerspace and gives NPP a cookie. Cut back to SR and Raiku}

SR: And me?

ANNOUNCER: You're still beginning the game....again.

SR: That's it!

{Cut to SR and NPP in NPP's room playing a virtual reality video game. Raiku is standing there levitating with Maroon eyes. SR takes his helmet off.}

SR: I'm done with this game.

{The Paper goes down, saying "Click here to email Strong Rad, Click here to email Ninja Pom Pom, or click here to play the Wikian Galaxy Adventure."}

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