(even if you aren't vegan)
Jose's Mexican Space Adventure/s1e03
Summary
Jose adjusts to life in The Space American Empire. A private investigator attempts to track down Jose's missing son, AVGN.
Transcript
{Open to a shot of a small ship, emboldened with the flag of The Space American Empire, flying through space. The shot zooms into the vessel, in which a young man in his late 20s is piloting and talking into a headset.}
PILOT: Toby, I've got eyes on the destination. About to dock, I have the passenger. Over.
TOBY: {through speaker in headset} Copy that. I'll send in my men. Over.
{Camera pans to look over the young pilot's shoulder. The ship is rapidly approaching the American city of Miami province of South Florida, seen from outside the glass dome. An airlock is slowly opening, welcoming the pilot.}
{Cut to a view from inside the airlock. Five Secret Service members are waiting as the ship enters. Steam exudes from the tiny vessel as it lands and docks into place.}
{Cut back to the interior of the ship. The pilot unbuckles his seatbelt and rises from his chair. He moves to the sleeping quarters in te back of the ship and uses a fingerprint scanner to open a sliding door, where he is greeted by a middle-aged mustachioed man with a short haircut and brown complexion, sitting quietly}
PILOT: Mr. Morales, we've arrived. Let's go.
{Jose nods, rising up from the cabin's bed and stepping with the pilot out of the plane. The secret service agents shake his hand and lead him through the other side of the airlock and into the back of a tinted black van, avoiding the flashes of paparazzi cameras and questions from hungry news reporters waiting to be fed.}
{Cut to inside the van. Jose looks at the secret service agent next to him}
JOSE: It's been so long since I've breathed fresh, filtered air. Trapped in that office for months... I forgot how it felt. And now, you stick me in a cramped van. What gives, Mr...
{Jose glances at the agent's nametag}
JOSE: Agent Flenderson, if that is your real name?
TOBY: Listen, Jose, it's the emperor's orders. You'll get debriefed as soon as we reach our destination. And the name's Toby.
JOSE: Sheesh! All I want to know is what I'm going to eat... Where I'm going to sleep... And where the hell is my gosh-darned son?
{A silence fills the air as Jose's question lingers.}
JOSE: Don't tell me... No... It can't be. HE'S NOT FRICKING DEAD!
{Jose starts violently shaking with rage, before jumping up out of his seat. He is quickly tranquilized by a secret service agent. Fade to black.}