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Joe's Adventure
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AVERAGE JOE'S ADVENTURE GAME 3000
You Average Joe. You are an average person by any means, with nothing at all extraorinary about you-
Until an alien invasion hits your home town, Nicedale! Your wife has been snatched by the Grand Alien!
Act now! You are in your apartment, and confused as hell!