Interviewdoo/The thing again

INTERVIEWER: Okay, I understand that our interview last time didn't work out so good. So, I'm here to re-interview you.

THE THING:Okay

INTERVIEWER: Okay, let's get started. Question 1: what's you name?

MR. APPLE PIE: My name's The thing. Wait... Why does it say I'm Mr Apple Pie!?!?!

INTERVIEWER: Oh, sorry about that. Question 2: Marker?

THE THING: Ummm.... that's not a question.

INTERVIEWER: Oh, yes sorry. Question 3: How did you--

{phone rings}

INTERVIEWER: Oh, sorry that's me.

{Checks his phone}

INTERVIEWER: Oooh, I've got to take this. {talking quietly} Yeah, it's in the bag. No, don't do that. Her foot came right off. it's the pickle's fault. Okay, bye. Okay, sorry about that where were we?

THE THING: You were about to ask me question 3.

INTERVIEWER: Oh yeah. Question 1,000,567: H--

THE THING: Oh my gosh! How many questions are there!?

INTERVIEWER: 2

THE THING: Why don't you ever make any sense?

INTERVIEWER: Yes.

THE THING: Just ask more qeustions.

INTERVIEWER: Okay, Question 4: how much is half of 5,958?

THE THING: Mr. Interviewer, this is an interview. You're suppose to ask me questions about ME!

INTERVIEWER: I am?

THE THING: Yes

INTERVIEWER: Oh, okay. Question 4: questions about me?

THE THING: That's not what I meant.

{Mr. Peanut comes crashing down through the ceiling and then runs away}

THE THING: AaAaAaAah! What was that all about!?

INTERVIEWER: I'm not sure. he's not suppose to do that until scene 23.

THE THING: What!?

{scene 23 starts}

{Mr. Peanut comes crashing down through the ceiling and then runs away again}

INTERVIEWER: That's better.

{the thing gets very very confused]

INTERVIEWER: Question 5: What was is like growing up?

THE THING: What kind of question is t-- wait... you asked a serious question! Good job!

INTERVIEWER: ARE YOU GUNNA ANSWER OR NOT!?!?!?!?!?!

THE THING: :-(

INTERVIEWER: That's it! I quit!

{walks away}

THE THING: Ummm...