(even if you aren't vegan)
Interviewdoo/Lamp
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INTERVIEWER: Hello, I have some questions for you.
{The lamp doesn't answer}
INTERVIEWER: Did you hear me?
{Still no answer}
INTERVIEWER: Excuse me...
{No answer}
INTERVIEWER: That's it! I'm leaving.
{The Interviewer stomps away}
LAMP: Was it something I said?