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I Know Why The Sun Shines/4
Summary
The group finds a portal in a Kohl's department sotre. Nothing new on the villain from the end of episode 3, however.
Transcript
CHAOS: That other half has to be here somewhere!
TRACY:{ordering} I'll have a... mint cone... double-scoop.
CASHIER: Okay, would you like anything on that?
TRACY: Hmm... blood... and... Tortan.
CASHIER: I'm sorry, we're out of blood.
TRACY:{sighs, gets out a vile of blood, hands to cashier} Use this.
CASHIER: Okay. {gets out an ice cream cone, puts two scoops of mint ice cream, Tortan, and the blood on it, hands to Tracy} Here you go! That'll be $5!
TRACY: {takes ice cream, hands $5 to the cashier} Thank you. Hold on. {to group} You guys want anything? I'm buying!
{Sephiroth leaves the store, wearing an overcoat. It is stuffed full of Shopping.}
SHOPKEEPER: HEY! YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THOSE!!!
{Sephiroth walks up to him, and raises his hand.}
SEPHIROTH: I did pay for those.
SHOPKEEPER: {Tranced} You did pay for those.
SEPHIROTH: You will give me some orange sherbert.
SHOPKEEPER: Here, have some Orange Sherbert. {Gives}
{Sephiroth Leaves. Vindicator walks in (XD Austin Powers references)}
VINDICATOR: {to shopkeeper} Where is Batman hiding?
SHOPKEEPER: I have no idea what you are talking about.
VINDICATOR: Where is Batman hiding?
SHOPKEEPER: I'll die before I tell you!
VINDICATOR: {grabs shopkeeper by the collar, demonic shout} WHERE IS BATMAN HIDING?
SHOPKEEPER: {remains fearless} The Batcave. Batman is in the Batcave.
VINDICATOR: Oh really?
SHOPKEEPER: Bite my arm. I still won't tell you.
VINDICATOR: Oh god.
{Vindicator rips the Shopkeeper in two. A replacement immediately pops up.}
VINDICATOR: Damn Kohl's respawn system.
TRACY: Here. {reaches behind cashier, pulls a cord of back of cashier's head}
{the Cashier/Shopkeeper slumps over}
TRACY: Happy now?
{Sephiroth walks in again, with a fake mustache. He steals even more items. He goes offscreen for 1 second, only to return, riding a Giant Tank Labeled "MR. SATAN INDRUSTRIES". He rides through the wall, breaking it.}
{Tommyspud warps in}
TOMMYSPUD: ... You guys are terrible. So, Chaos, I wonder where the other half page is?
SEPHIROTH: Who knows?
{A shopkeeper walks up to Sephiroth}
SHOPKEEPER: Have you tried the "Missing Pages" aisle?
TRACY: Thanks. {walks to the Missing Pages aisle, buys 50 packs, 2 mega-cases, the original manuscript to Macbeth, and 20 packs of Mighty Beanz} I'm glad they put these in stores again. {pays the shopkeeper, throws a series 1 pack to Bell} Here, dad!
BELL:{catches} THANKS! {immediately rips pack open} SUPAHW00T!!! A Mighty Moose! The Australian gold bottomed one!
TRACY: Man, you're lucky!
CHAOS: Oh, the piece is here in the "Obvious things nesecarry to finish up episodes of fanfics on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki and Wiki User Wiki of any timeline" aisle. {adds it into the book with the other half} I'm too Lazy to Read it right now.
{Daxter comes in, dressed in a black jacket, and sunglasses.}
DAXTER: Hey guys! I didn't know you were here! Hey Chaos, what's with that book you have? It barely has any pages!
CHAOS: ...Said the loser in the Fonz clothing. Now, to find a way out of here...
SEPHIROTH: The Door at the left. {Points at Door.} Outside is a nice Hot spring! {Cut to a large hot spring.}
SEPHIROTH: Yay! {Rips Clothes off, to reveal boxer shorts. Jumps into Spring.}
CHAOS: No. That seems too obvious. Hey! What about there? {points to a portal}
IM A BELL: I'm following Chaos. But, just in case, {summons up two clones} Clone 1! You search the hot springs for any pages! After that, you can have fun. Clone 2! You buy all the Mighty Beanz! {hands the second clone a million dollars} Now where's Tr-God...
{pan out to show Tracy in the hot spring}
TRACY: What?
IM A BELL: {grabs Tracy} Come on, idiot.
DAXTER: Oh come on! Relax! {Reaches up, and drags Bell by the leg, into the spring.}
IM A BELL:{vaporizes leg, gets out of spring, regenerates it, walks back to Chaos} Daxter, I sent a clone into the spring. Have fun with him.
TOMMYSPUD: I'm going with you guys.
CHAOS: 4 Out of 9 isn't so bad.
{Chaos jumps through the portal}
VINDICATOR: WAIT! I WANNA GO TO HOLLYWOOD!
{Tommyspud steps into the portal.}
IM A BELL: Anyone else coming? Ah well. {drags Tracy into the portal}
SEPHIROTH: Oh Well. {Grabs the Hot spring, rips it from the ground, and goes into the portal, still in the hot spring.}
{Everything goes black, and only voices can be heard.}
CHAOS: Where are we? Did we go to purgatory?
SEPHIROTH: Dunno. {Turns on Light. They are in a pirates cove. Treasure is everywhere.}
CHAOS: Hmm. I guess, we're in a pirate's cove. Ohh! Another portal! {runs into it}
SEPHIROTH: Alleyoopp! {Jumps into Portal.}
{Tommyspud quickly hops into the portal.}
{Cut to the other end of the portal, which happens to be right next to a video game shop. Another portal is near by. Everyone jumps out of the end of the portal. Vindicator appears first.}
VINDICATOR: Mentos: The Freshmake- crap.
{Vindicator is squished by the rest, who come out. He goes ethereal and stands up, going corporeal again.}
{Im a bell's clone jumps in the portal}
IM A BELL(NOT CLONE): Gotta go for a while. {morphs to "Present-Day" Bell} It's my HRFWikiversary, so, yeah. {voips away}
CHAOS: Whoa. Vindicator. Did you see another page of the book, or another portal?
{A Kirby walks by.}
MOOBLY: There's a portal right next to the portal you came out of, dim--DEMON! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEMON!!! {runs away}
IM A BELL:{warps back} Umm...'Kay. {jumps in portal}
CHAOS: Double Whipless moccachino half-calf!
{Chaos jumps into the portal, and it closes on his leg, which then gets into the portal. Another portal opens up.}
TOMMYSPUD: I'm not going to like this... {Jumps through the portal.}
{cut to Chaos and Bell inside a portal}
IM A BELL: Um, where's everybody else?
TOMMYSPUD:{distorted, offscreen, sounds far away} I'm not going to like {sounds even farther away} this...
IM A BELL: Well, great. We've been split up from everyone.
{Tracy fades in carrying millions of Mighty Beanz}
TRACY: I'm still here! And I gots the Mighty Beanz!
IM A BELL: Hoo-rah!
CHAOS: I think we're in purgatory...Again.
{Chaos finds a light switch and turns it on. Now, they're in a dentist's office.}
CHAOS: Hmm. Guess not. Again. I think Tommyspud may also be stuck in the intercom!
TOMMYSPUD:(From Intercom) Chaos, I hate portals so much... Wait... {The intercom explodes and Tommyspud reappears beside Chaos again} Ok, I'm back. I think someone is trying to screw with our minds, Chaos.
IM A BELL: Um, maybe it's genjutsu. {tries to stop energy}
{Klaxons sound. "GENJUTSU" appears on a wall}
IM A BELL: Er, maybe not. Maybe I can warp this place to my desires by gibberish and technobabble. Thouestnessitess, I wouldst believe I an will ate laptop. {a laptop appears on his hand} Good. I have a feeling that if I Google "Subliminal Messages OR Optical Illusions"... {does so} Er, I forgot how this would help.
(OOC:Everyone should check out Wizzle World, a new interactive game by me!)
CHAOS: Let's just find another portal.
IM A BELL: But first... {opens door}
{door reveals a mountain backdrop. Blocks and platforms appear. Everything turns CGI}
IM A BELL: I guess we know where we are... {gulps, steps out of door, falls} Ohh crap...
{a giant orange blast appears where Bell landed}
IM A BELL:{floats down onto a platform} What're you waiting for?
CHAOS: Doomsday. Or worse.
{Chaos shuts the Door, and locks it.}
CHAOS: We'll just try our luck with...this door!
{Chaos opens a door next to the one he locked, and runs into the room, which turns iut to be a portal.}
CHAOS: I told ya so! {echoes}
IM A BELL:{blasts into locked door} You aren't fun. I wanted to play Brawl.
{Chaos pops out of the portal, with the box from Episode 3. Except, it's unlocked, and empty.}
CHAOS: Probably a good time to tell you. There wasn't even anything in the box. It was a JOKE!
IM A BELL:{takes out REAL box} Nope. You're lying. The evil contained in the book is already starting to corrupt you, Chaos.
CHAOS: No, it isn't. I sealed the thing in that box. This stupid book could never corrupt me. Future Sephiroth lied. This is just a book.
{Future Sephiroth comes in.}
FUTURE SEPHIROTH: Just a book eh? Joke? ME LYING!? WELL TRY SAYING THAT TO YOUR FUTURE SELF, IF BY ANY CHANCE, YOU MEET HIM!!! {To Bell} Don't worry. Nobody can open the box, except for us 2. And we genuinely need to open the box, so, we can't open it for no reason. There's a secret in that box. Only I can trust you with it. {Leaves again.}
SEPHIROTH: Man, future me always leaves. {Heartless Spawner comes out of Sephiroth's arm. He then shoots the floor, and a Heartless comes up. A Keyblade comes out of Sephiroth's arm, and he kills the heartless.}
CHAOS: No, I made that box! I put the thing inside it! I can open it! Now, let's just all go through the portal!
{Everyone walks through the portal.It's black(again*sigh*)}
CHAOS: I think I know where we are. We're at....
THE END!
CHAOS: Aww...