IRC: irrelevant random crap/the cows shall fly

i really couldn't keep track of this one, so ignore double prints of kicks and so forth.

<HSB150> ohhh.... 
<Dinoshaur> have i ever told you about mah bawlz 
<HSB150> well, he doesn't suck as much as eric 
<HSB150> who doesn't suck as much as tom 
<HSB150> so i guess i'm fine with dino 
<MichaelXX2> do that one more time and your banned, dino 
<Dinoshaur> do what one more time 
<Dinoshaur> it's just some people say 
<Dinoshaur> MAH BAWLZ 
<Dinoshaur> IN YO FACE 
<Dinoshaur> MAH BAWLZ 
<Dinoshaur> IN YO FACE 
<Dinoshaur> MAH BAWLZ 
<Dinoshaur> IN YO FACE 
<Dinoshaur> MAH BAWLZ 
<Dinoshaur> IN YO FACE 
<Dinoshaur> MAH BAWLZ 
<HSB150> fire the cows 
<Dinoshaur> IN YO FACE 
<Dinoshaur> MAH BAWLZ 
<Dinoshaur> IN YO FACE 
<HSB150> now! 
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
<Dinoshaur> MAH BAWLZ 
<MichaelXX2> I'M A-FIRIN' ZE COWS 
<Dinoshaur> IN YO FACE 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on Dinoshaur 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on Dinoshaur!*@* 
*** Dinoshaur has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<HSB150> so great
<MichaelXX2> I fired ze cows 
<MichaelXX2> ze cow gun is still smoking 
*** ChanServ sets mode -o on MichaelXX2
*** The_Mu has joined #the_castle 
<HSB150> log'd 
<The_Mu> my bawls 
<HSB150> him? 
<MichaelXX2> dude 
<HSB150> when'd he get here? 
<MichaelXX2> i dinno 
<HSB150> fire them at him 
<MichaelXX2> no 
<MichaelXX2> mot yet 
<The_Mu> on your face 
<MichaelXX2> say that again 
<The_Mu> my bawls 
<The_Mu> on your face 
<The_Mu> my bawls 
<The_Mu> on your face 
<The_Mu> my bawls 
<The_Mu> on your face 
<The_Mu> my bawls 
<HSB150> fire them 
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
<MichaelXX2> I'M A-FIRIN' ZE COWS 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on The_Mu 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on The_Mu!*@* 
*** The_Mu has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<MichaelXX2> I had to use the cow gun three times today 
<HSB150> three? 
*** ChanServ sets mode -o on MichaelXX2 
<MichaelXX2> Raiku, Dino, The Mu 
<HSB150> really? 
<HSB150> raiku 
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<HSB150> right 
<Not_The_Mu> As a manner of speaking
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
<Not_The_Mu> mah bawls 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on Not_The_Mu 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on Not_The_Mu!*@* 
*** Not_The_Mu has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<MichaelXX2> just keep it coming 
*** ChanServ sets mode -o on MichaelXX2 
<HSB150> the cow gun's loaded 
<MichaelXX2> not anymore 
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<ReallyNotTheMu> mah bawls 
<ReallyNotTheMu> in your face 
<ReallyNotTheMu> mah bawls 
<ReallyNotTheMu> in your face 
<ReallyNotTheMu> mah bawls 
<ReallyNotTheMu> in your face 
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
<ReallyNotTheMu> mah bawls 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on ReallyNotTheMu 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on ReallyNotTheMu!*@* 
*** ReallyNotTheMu has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2)
<MichaelXX2> i wish i knew how to ban the hostname 
<HSB150> look for his ip 
<HSB150> with whois 
<HSB150> then use the ip 
*** SHAURBOT has joined #the_castle 
<HSB150> type ban [[moo's ip]] 
<SHAURBOT> MAH BAWLS
<SHAURBOT> IN YO FACE 
<SHAURBOT> MAH BAWLS 
<SHAURBOT> IN YO FACE 
<SHAURBOT> MAH BAWLS 
<SHAURBOT> IN YO FACE 
<SHAURBOT> MAH BAWLS
<SHAURBOT> IN YO FACE 
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<SHAURBOT> MAH BAWLS 
<SHAURBOT> IN YO FACE 
<SHAURBOT> MAH BAWLS 
<MichaelXX2> I'M A-FIRIN' ZE COWS 
<You`re_Winner> mah bawls 
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
<SHAURBOT> IN YO FACE 
<SHAURBOT> MAH BAWLS 
<You`re_Winner> in your face 
<SHAURBOT> IN YO FACE 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on SHAURBOT 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on SHAURBOT!*@* 
*** SHAURBOT has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<You`re_Winner> mah bawls 
<You`re_Winner> in your face 
<You`re_Winner> mah bawls 
<You`re_Winner> in your face 
<You`re_Winner> mah bawls 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on You`re_Winner 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on You`re_Winner!*@* 
*** You`re_Winner has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2)
*** mahbawlz has joined #the_castle 
<mahbawlz> IN YO FACE 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on mahbawlz 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on mahbawlz!*@* 
*** mahbawlz has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
*** constructive has joined #the_castle 
<constructive> mah bawls 
<constructive> in your face 
<constructive> mah bawls 
<constructive> in your face 
<constructive> mah bawls 
*** My_balls has joined #the_castle 
<constructive> in your face 
<constructive> mah bawls 
<My_balls> IN YO FACE 
<constructive> in your face 
<My_balls> IN YO FACE 
<constructive> mah bawls 
<My_balls> IN YO FACE 
<constructive> in your face 
<My_balls> IN YO FACE 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on constructive!*@* 
<My_balls> IN YO FACE 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on constructive 
*** constructive has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<My_balls> IN YO FACE 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on My_balls 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on My_balls!*@* 
*** My_balls has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2)
<MichaelXX2> this is getting out of control 
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<MichaelXX2> i gotta clear all this 
<You`re_Winner__> mah bawls 
<You`re_Winner__> in your face 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on You`re_Winner__ 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on You`re_Winner__!*@* 
*** You`re_Winner__ has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
*** MichaelXX2 has left #the_castle 
*** MichaelXX2 has joined #the_castle 
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on MichaelXX2 
<MichaelXX2> just getting ready 
*** You`re_Winner___ has joined #the_castle 
<You`re_Winner___> mah bawls 
*** NachoMan has joined #the_castle 
<You`re_Winner___> in your face 
<You`re_Winner___> mah bawls 
<MichaelXX2> I'M A-FIRIN ZE COWS 
<You`re_Winner___> in your face 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on You`re_Winner___ 
<NachoMan> i heard there were balls 
<You`re_Winner___> mah bawls 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on You`re_Winner___!*@* 
*** You`re_Winner___ has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
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<TELL_EM> mah bawlz 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on TELL_EM 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on TELL_EM!*@* 
*** TELL_EM has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<MichaelXX2> please don't say that
<HSB150> i can't even log all of this 
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<MichaelXX2> this is getting out of control 
<Gaylord> MAH BAWLS 
<Gaylord> IN YO FACE 
<Gaylord> MAH BAWLS 
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<Gaylord> IN YO FACE 
<YELOME> I'm sorry 
<Gaylord> MAH BAWLS 
<Gaylord> IN YO FACE 
<Gaylord> MAH BAWLS 
<MichaelXX2> I'M A-FIRIN' ZE COWS 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on Gaylord 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on Gaylord!*@* 
*** Gaylord has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on YELOME!*@* 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on YELOME 
*** YELOME has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<HSB150> keep the cow gun in your hands
<MichaelXX2> don't worry 
<NachoMan> why do you take their ops away 
<NachoMan> they didnt even have any 
<MichaelXX2> But I'm running low on cows 
<MichaelXX2> i dunno 
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<you`re_dumb> MAH BAWLS 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on you`re_dumb 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on you`re_dumb!*@* 
*** you`re_dumb has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<MichaelXX2> it just does that 
<MichaelXX2> but this is getting crazy 
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<a_hot_girl> MAH BAWLS 
<a_hot_girl> IN YO FACE 
<a_hot_girl> MAH BAWLS 
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<MichaelXX2> I'm gonna have to start raising more cows 
<a_hot_girl> IN YO FACE 
<Blubry> MAH BAWLS 
<a_hot_girl> MAH BAWLS 
<Blubry> IN YO FACE 
<a_hot_girl> IN YO FACE 
<Blubry> MAH BAWLS
<MichaelXX2> I'M A-FIRIN' ZE COWS 
<Blubry> IN YO FACE 
<a_hot_girl> IN YO FACE 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on Blubry 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on Blubry!*@* 
*** Blubry has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<a_hot_girl> MAH BAWLS 
<a_hot_girl> IN YO FACE 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on a_hot_girl 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on a_hot_girl!*@* 
*** a_hot_girl has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2)
<NachoMan> what did they do to deserve such treatment 
<MichaelXX2> crazy crazy crazy
<MichaelXX2> THEY'RE SAYING PERVERTED THINGS 
<MichaelXX2> THIS WAR COULD GO ON FOREVER 
<MichaelXX2> i wish i knew how to ban the hostname
<MichaelXX2> i wish i knew how to ban the hostname 
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*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on Fishnose 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on Fishnose!*@* 
*** Fishnose has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<MichaelXX2> there he goes 
<NachoMan> why do you take their ops away 
<NachoMan> they didnt even have any 
<MichaelXX2> it just does that 
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<Drapelso> fucking balls in my fucking face 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on Drapelso!*@* 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on Drapelso 
*** Drapelso has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<MichaelXX2> i dunno 
<HSB150> ban their ip's 
<MichaelXX2> I DON'T KNOW HOW 
<HSB150> use /whois 
<HSB150> then copy and paste the ip 
<HSB150> gimme opps and i'll do it 
<MichaelXX2> then i type.. 
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<MahBawls> MAH BAWLS 
<MahBawls> IN YO FACE 
<MahBawls> MAH BAWLS 
<HSB150> i'm not asking 
<MahBawls> IN YO FACE 
<MahBawls> MAH BAWLS 
<MahBawls> IN YO FACE 
<HSB150> oops 
<MahBawls> MAH BAWLS 
<MahBawls> IN YO FACE
<MahBawls> IN YO FACE 
<MahBawls> MAH BAWLS 
<MahBawls> IN YO FACE 
<MahBawls> MAH BAWLS 
<MahBawls> IN YO FACE 
<MahBawls> MAH BAWLS 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on MahBawls 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on MahBawls!*@* 
*** MahBawls has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
*** humblebumble has joined #the_castle 
<humblebumble> I WILL GET YOUR IP AND HUNT YOU DOWN 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on humblebumble 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on humblebumble!*@* 
*** humblebumble has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2)
<HSB150> ok 
<HSB150> madness over 
<HSB150> and the command for removing a ban is /unban 
<MichaelXX2> it only does this: 
<HSB150> so you don't have to kill a channel
<MichaelXX2> i hope it happens again 
<MichaelXX2> i like this game 
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<HSB150> what? 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on judaschrist 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on judaschrist!*@* 
*** judaschrist has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<NachoMan> dude why did you ban him 
<NachoMan> he didnt do anything 
<MichaelXX2> He was about to 
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<HSB150> some guy talking about about his penis? 
<whoa_come_on> i didn't even do anything that time 
<whoa_come_on> thanks 
<MichaelXX2> you were about to 
<NachoMan> THIS CHANNEL SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS 
<HSB150> you WANT it? 
<whoa_come_on> so what's happening here 
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<HSB150> to kill them? 
<whoa_come_on> look i'm sorry k 
<MichaelXX2> I'M A-FIRIN' ZE COWS 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode -o on whoa_come_on 
*** MichaelXX2 sets mode +b on whoa_come_on!*@* 
*** whoa_come_on has been kicked by MichaelXX2 (MichaelXX2) 
<HSB150> no 
<HSB150> innocent this time 
<HSB150> so who cares 
<MichaelXX2> amd you said "penis" 
<MichaelXX2> i should ban you 
<HSB150> well, he'll just come back in another nick 
<HSB150> oh 
<HSB150> is that not allowed?
<HSB150> gimme a list of all "swears" 
<HSB150> then kick yourself 
<HSB150> for saying them