(even if you aren't vegan)
How to Purge a Wiki
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A handy guide for kids!
How to Purge a Wiki
Step 1: Backup all files.
Step 2: Delete all files.
Step 3: Update mediawiki!
Step 4: Recreate important files.
Step 5: Open wiki to the public!
Average completion time for project: 1-7 days
{Cut to a dystopian wasteland. NachoMan and TheCheese arrive with the how-to guide. A swirling wind blows leaves towards them.}
NACHOMAN: We have the guide!
THECHEESE: Oh, god! Look!
{A giant black hole is in the middle of the city, sucking in all matter, life, and time into a void of unspeakable and inescapable hell.}
NACHOMAN: No... {falls to his knees} WE WERE TOO LATE
THECHEESE: WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER
